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rogue trader wrote:

ID always been very wary of losing my heart
aggressive ,nagging women were out for a start
you see i couldnt stand commitment
all that buying cards and flowers
id rather just get on with the sex
and the occasional golden showers
i mean women were like a game to me
i was just going thru the motions
like the saying,plenty more fish in the sea
i sure swam a lot of oceans.
but i was getting older now,it was time to take stock
i had to think about my future instead of my chicken.
i didnt want to become the oldest swinger in town
but what else was there to do
i needed a new hobby
so i joined the just chat crew

i needed to settle down
i needed to find myself
but i didnt want to become like some old men in here(you know who you are)
planted firmly on the shelf.
so i studied all the women in here
i watched every lol,brb,hi and bye
and amongst the hundreds of hungry women in here
there was one that caught my eye

part 2
we didnt speak that much at first
mainly cos i was always banned
i needed to change my ways
if i was ever to hold her er hand
i knew it was love at first type,this feeling just wouldnt go away
i needed to be close to her,so i logged in every day
i became a lurker,a lonely little jerk
i had no interest in typing ,i was there to watch her at work
but did she realise how i felt,how i wanted to give her,,,,,,,,ahem
so i plucked up the courageand sent her a p.m
after many discussions deep into the night
she admitted she fancied me also,but it just wouldnt be right
the problem was she was admin,and i was just a mere chatter
i said look luv ,does it really matter
but ppl will talk she wailed
i said well so what it is a bloody chat site
after an agonising wait
she said ykow i think your right.

weve been going out a few weeks now
weve had walks in the park
i havent done the biz yet
but weve kissed after dark
so for all you no hopers out there
let me tell you a fact
dont worry what people say
cos opposites attract

i will pick a rose for my rose cos somehow i think she knows

xxxx

Your kisses so sweet and tender
Your touch so sensual and quaint
Your breath after that last bender
Made me want to keel over and faint

I have so enjoyed banning you
It was our little game
Foreplay I guess you’d call it
And I will take the blame

Those dreamy nights at bingo
The kebab van on our way home
How we jumped in the puddles and giggled
You trying hide your cone

As hard as it is to forget you
We can never be together alas
It wouldn’t be right now would it?
So a break is now long overdue

My heart will forever be yearning
For those times you made me quiver and shiver
But frankly dear cosy
I’m way too busy with my silver!

Yours LD xx

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@PP1 wrote:

OK here are the latest quiz scores including the month of May – I have removed the scores for Viper/Olympian (aka Joker) and any of his other alias’s because he is no longer welcome at the quiz due to his nasty, vile and annoying behaviour. There may be a few I have missed but these will come to light eventually.

Benn 1390
Crossfire 1 1366
Lily 1100
ChatGuideGD 862
Poppy 691
Kath 583
Ariston 401
Jan 350
Buster 310
Phong 223
Meiko 174
Millwall 172
Velcro 110
Sprinkleofglitter 93
Debbie 80
Eliza 79
Italian Ready Meal 63
Poet 63
Binky 59
Blossom 36
Festus 30
StormySip 30
Italian Lover 28
Asian Male 25
Rigsby 23
Tammy 23
Rec Alc 22
Sparra 20
Fine Foxy Filly 19
ChatGuideLD 16
Happychap 15
Bod 11
Jasmine 11
Lying Cheating Male 11
Paul 4
Martha and her Vineyard 3
Balthasard 1
James 1

Quite right GD no such wanna be stalker, troll or pathetic and vile individual should be allowed to score points!

But watch out for Boarder Control you never know when you might get tapped on the shoulder lol

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@jewel* wrote:

They are simply fab Jewel! I tried that fondanty icing once, never again! Took me three days to clean kitchen up and the two tiered cake I made looked like a lop sided hat !

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@boojangle wrote:

This is one of the things I do in my spare time …..

I admire your patience for sewing boo they look wonderful! Think I’ll have to order two pinks one’s for Christmas!

Here is a small selection of my latest hobby:-

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Daisy they are fantastic! I especially like the flower, I’ve always been very jealous of people like you with a natural talent. I tried singing lessons once but the teacher offered to give me my money back after 4 lessons, she simply couldn’t stand my rendition of ‘Cry Me A River’ anymore !

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@irish_lucy wrote:

@HostLD wrote:

So posted this instead.

Fatless sponge cakes with fresh cream and decorations made with white chocolate and chocolate transfer sheets.

Chatters expressed a desire to swap favourite recipes again so here goes…

P.S Helen has loads of quick store cupboard ideas!

they do look lovely and tasty but how can you have Fatless and fresh cream in one sentence let alone chocolate?

I can see how this sounds misleading but in fact the sponges were fatless. They are made by whipping the eggs and folding in the flour and sugar.

The rest of course isn’t. :)

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@*laura_wood* wrote:

Good Morning everyone,

My name is Laura, and I am Woodies’ Granddaughter. My Grandma June, My Dad (Woodie jnr), brother and I are really touched by all the messages on this site. Your thoughts and condolences have really meant a lot to us all, especially all the lovely things you have said and memories you have shared. My Granddad really enjoyed using this site, and all of the lovely people he talked to, and even met up with on occasions. He talked about it a lot, and it brought him a great deal of joy. Thank you all for taking the time to post your messages, words can’t express how touched we were/continue to be when we see them. You are all lovely people and we wish you all the best.

The Wood family xxxx

Thank you so much for taking the time to post this Laura. Many in the chatroom have said how your post brought a tear to their eye and how much they appreciate you posting in your time of grief, which just goes to show what a much valued and lovely chatter your Grandfather was and will never be forgotten.

LD xxx

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So sorry to hear this. I met Woodie at the Northampton meet, he was a true a gentleman with a great sense of humour. He will be sadly missed by many chatters.

R. I. P. Woodie.

LD xxx

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@tinks wrote:

=D> loved these iron

had one myself just before we broke up for the summer hols

me thats a great pic C what are those
C they’re testicles miss
me i see

* a few giggles around the table bearing inmind we do sex ed in the last term *

me you sure C?
C i think so miss………..maybe they are tentacles miss
me maybe

The other day a kid was asking what we were making in our next Food Tech lesson. Coleslaw I said. He replied “Oh my brother had one of those on his lip” ! :lol: Bless

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@tinks wrote:

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

‘Doctor, I don’t feel too good,’ said the little Paper bag.

‘Hmm, you look OK to me,’ said the Doctor, ‘but I’ll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days.’

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
‘What’s wrong with me?’ asked the little paper bag.

‘I’m afraid you are HIV positive!’ said the doctor.

‘No, I can’t be – I’m just a little paper bag!’ Said the little paper bag.

‘Have you been having unprotected sex?’ asked the doctor.

‘NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a little paper bag!’

‘Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?’ asked the doctor.

‘NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a little paper bag!’

‘Perhaps you’ve been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?’ queried the doctor.

‘NO, I don’t have a passport – I’m just a little paper bag!’

‘Well’, said the doctor, ‘are you in a homosexual Relationship?’

‘NO! I told you I can’t do things like that, I’m Just a little paper bag!’

‘Then there can be only one explanation.’ said the doctor

‘Your mother must have been a carrier’

PML :lol:

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