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one would be of a mind to put a moratorium upon Rainbowbrite from this thread for failing to note the parenthesis which had suggested that any off topic remarks would not be *ahem* appreciated to say the least

paradox

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It quite likely that the bout of flatulence might have been caused by muscular spasm in the lower part of the digestive system

moratorium

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Paradox

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and there was me thinking that underestimate was one word :roll:

How long on average, do you think ugo has spent claiming that he’s leaving?

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May I suggest against setting traps or poisons for two valid reason
1) most rodents (especially rats) are neophobes and would be extremely wary of any recent change to their environment
2) wouldn’t your ‘womenfolk’ get rather suspicious if they found out that you had developed a recent obsession with buying mouse-traps and peering into dark, quiet places and crooning ‘here mousey, I won’t hurt you (much)’

What I would suggest is this; find the little blighter’s home, because it will only get worse if it turns out that the little interloper was an expectant mother, and see if you can forcibly evict your unwanted tenant. If that fails then lockdown on all possible sources of food and starve the b45tard out, make sure to clean up any leftover or stray bits of food, it may be slow but hopefully it would be less obvious than rampaging through the house wielding a sledgehammer and leaving peanut butter everywhere.

Oh and if possible find out how the bu99er got in, otherwise one day you might find that you’re up to your neck in mice

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Your poison running
down my throat
so sickly sweet
that I just want to choke.
You’re my angel in black

Your touch burns its path
across my skin
with your heart of stone
loving you is my sin
You’re my angel in black

Your icy shrapnel flows
and cuts through my vein
it’s clear now that you
have driven me insane
You’re my angel in black

Despite the monster
that you have become
I keep my promise
you’re my only and one
Because… you’re my angel
… but only in black

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lack

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Forget your inhibition
cast out the indescision
Take joy in your new position
Of this you can be sure

From your new location
Reassess your own vocation
Through meaning’s lost in translation
dwell on it no more

Sit back and enjoy the vacation
Take time for relaxation
At this beautiful destination
Just don’t take the tour

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only a loser like myself could come up with such a rubbish thread and still enjoy it.

aardvark

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ouch, sounds painful. I remember when I broke my wrist it hurt like buggery (maybe not so apt a phrase to use in this case). hope ur bum feels better soon

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