Forget Me Not

bird

mole on her left cheek, damn that lil’ bugger had sharp claws, anyway…

dust

‘listen very carefully, I shall say this only once…

molehill

the picture of the fallen madonna with the big boobies currently in the possession of one ‘Rene’, she then leaned in closely and whispered

island

it had free vodka, pork scratchings and a never ending supply of…

a little something I wrote a while back, kinda lame but what the hell

A long open street, shadows are beginning to stretch as daylight gradually becomes twilight, street-lamp bulbs flicker on with a dull amber glow. Occasionally a car passes by, their colours and forms lost in the encroaching darkness and the white glare of the headlights. The…[Read more]

yes, but very badly lol

have you ever entered a room and then forgotten why you went in there?

burned

a badly stuffed flamingo, but then he realised that, although he didn’t have four legs, he did have three legs and an arm as well as…

beautiful as always cath

lil fek
sharongooner or sunny lol
sgt. Pepper
myself

egg

asked the lich donkey Captain Watermelon, who was feeling rather left out of the frivolities

deducts points from lil fek for being too clever, ya barstard (lolz)

sweet

distilled from the sweat of poodles and…

I’m afraid so *screams ‘The leprechaun made me do it’ as the men in white coats take me back to my padded cell* btw what’s ‘not poodles’ or am I just being silly? (lol)