Forget Me Not

if you’re dazzled by those neon lights,
crave the paparazzi’s sights
and want the world to know your pathetic plight
then you’ve got the making of a star

they’ll take you
they’ll make you
first they’ll love
and then they’ll hate you
before they drain you dry
and then forsake you

if you don’t have the smarts to grow
and you are a little slow
then…[Read more]

bingo!

oopsy, umm… abort! abort! *smoke bomb*
(P.S it is the same month)

NOOOOO! you’re no where near right, if I were to draw a map depicting your position in relation to the right answer I would require an A1 piece of paper and use the scale of 0.00001 mm for every mile… or something

two girls were born at the same time on the same day of the same year to the same parents. How come then they weren’t twins?

I’m going to tell you the answer because you wouldn’t get it under normal circumstances

the woman is an aeronautics engineer. she uses the gun to shoot ducks at airplane engines to test how they handle high-speed impacts with birds

… told ya you wouldn’t get it under normal circumstances

now now obtuse
don’t be so rude
no matter how deeply embedded
your need to be crude

another point
I think I must make
Is that PJ’s gender
has not really entered debate

finally
as a matter of interest
may I ask why you show
sunny such detest?

another poet new to the boards
what were you expecting
some kind of applaud
I must warn you now
that it isn’t easy
appeasing some folks on here
who will make you feel measly
but journey on in your quest
I wish you good luck
just make sure that you don’t
end up with writer’s block

… or something (god damn half rhyme)

lol but no

no

no, really and no

I’m gonna go with a ‘no’ on that one

I wasn’t even aware that there were actual points involved

ok this next one is even more confusing than the last

A women, who is a dedicated animal lover, goes out and buys a gun for shooting ducks. Why?

shall I put you out of your collective misery and unleash the potential 5hit storm by telling you the answer

the man was adrift in an inflatable dinghy in a cold ocean. he caught the fish and, while cutting it up, his knife slipped and punctured the dinghy…

*runs away very fast*

pssst the fish itself isn’t important (don’t tell anyone though) :-$

In retrospect (or whatever) maybe the answer won’t pi55 you off I much as I felt it would

you are sooooo close lil fek but not quite right, almost though, think: how would preparing a fish with a knife lead to his probably doom

um… those were all the clues in the book, but pete was, in a very broad way, along the right tracks with ‘is he an eskimo’, now if that isn’t the most unhelpful hint ever then you can slap me with a mackeral and call me Sally… or something

no that was just so I don’t get my face pounded in with a keyboard by at least three angry people for posting such a stupidly random riddle

@Pete wrote:

was the knife picked up by a kitten who stabbed him screaming i am a fucking cat

ROFL

tbh this is the only one in the entire book that makes any possible sense at all, and also I meant it when I said that finding out the answer will only pi55 you off…