Forget Me Not

Sheep 1 to Sheep 2: ok now he’s just taking the pi55

if you want I could give you a novelty nodding penguin with a built in sundial

umm ok then two points for Pete or something and a half eaten bacon butty for shazz as a consolation prize

correct

on the road to London I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven children and each child had seven kittens, so how many were heading to London?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMWXyEHoN88

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo

he was walking

now I’m confused

I wish for tomorrow
though I seem stuck in yesterday
I’m just hoping that there’s someone
who can take these bad dreams away

so carry on with your lives
and I’ll keep living mine
‘Cause I’m nothing more now
than your favourite waste of time

please don’t ask me questions
because I’ve neither reason or rhyme
apart from that though
I’m doing just…[Read more]

You Are 74% Tortured Genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it’s a blessing, it’s also a curse.
Your head is filled with everything – grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

wild shot in the dark here but was the murderer’s name Barabbas, or am I on the wrong track?

behold!
ignorance wrought
as prophecy.
denied dreams caught
from the ether
of insanity

argumentative bliss
resurrected from
post-capitalist
boredom

watch the decay
of time as it slips
through my fingers
the liquid cancer
whose scent still lingers.

Wilted flowers on the breath,
the stench of death
well known to gilted hearts
wrapped in poison…[Read more]

@lil fek wrote:

A Forget Me Not of course lol

:D/

which would you rather be, a samurai or a ninja?

pop those pills
forget those ills
as you lose your will
and you don’t recall
why you are
here at all
just chill

as you start
to lose the days
within your dream filled
narcotic haze

just light up
and lose that frown
don’t get up
as you slowly drown

down,down
after that high
needled pointed relief
makes you disregard it
with a sigh

strobing…[Read more]

wow that was both unimaginative and boring, you’ve really excelled yourself this time

considering how he keeps calling the other guy Dan I would say yes

Zebrahead- Hit The Ground

Anesthetized by these lies
I don’t believe in truth
And I apologize
But my sacrifice
Has nothing to do with you
‘Cause I’ve been victimized
Like ocean size
From the blood your needle drew
And I apologize
But my demise
Has everything to do with you
Settle up with the devil
Close the basement door
Full force on the…[Read more]

that makes more sense than how I got to it, 5p for every ‘u’ and 4p for every other letter in the flower’s name lol