Forget Me Not

do you want me to just tell you the answer?

no, sea was nearly right though

oh so nearly there (think smaller) (lol Pete)

that would be wrong, though he would be along the right lines with it

wishfairy right again

what can move and be still at the same time?

you are both right

mr and mrs brown, their two daughters and a niece are standing outside a photographer’s studio waiting for another member of their family to arrive before having their portrait taken. a man walks past and both mrs brown and her niece greet him by with ‘hello, father!’. Explain.

bang on the money

what five letter word do most people spell wrong?

correct again wishfairy (lol caught you out Pete), this time I’ll give you a tap dancing wombat

a man works in a greengrocers. he is a fit and healthy 21 year old, 6ft 5in tall, with a 44in chest and size 12 feet. what does he normally weigh?

correct

four friends were walking back home together afterr leaving the pub. it started to rain so they began to run. three of them got soaking wet hair, but one of them didn’t, even though he was not wearing a hat or carrying an umbrella; neither did he stop to take shelter. how could this be?

correct Pete

in a baloon, stationary off the coast of France, I dropped two wine bottles over the side. If one was full and the other empty, which hit the ground first?

nope

lol wish fairy gets the point

a man lived all by himself. He never went out and noone ever visited him. one day he watered all his plants, turned off all the lights and left the building, never to return again. his actions resulted in the deaths of six men. why?

adjust your wording and you’re there

wrong on both counts, though pete’s answer was closer

some of them are ok I guess

if you had to be reincarnated as another living thing what would it be and why?

correct, now I can either give you a point or a trio of chipmunks called Alvin, Simon and Theodore. anyway next riddle

a man lies dead in a field. There is no other living thing in the field with him, but next to him lies an unopened package. How did he die?

lol lil fek is right with four, run out of sun dial penguins but I can offer you a limited edition hand crafted yak made out of blue cheese which has ‘to the best bear wrestler in the world’ engraved on it

a man is awake night after night without getting a wink of sleep, yet he doesn’t feel tired. Wny?

nope

maybe if you get this one right pete

the mother, father, son, daughter, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousin, nephew and neice of a family are all present at a family gathering. a photo is taken of them all. what is the least number of people in the photo?

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aww…. thanks….. I think..

well it was either the butty or a slightly nibbled cornish pasty