Forget Me Not

try this one then

why do some people dial 911 or 999 with their index finger and some with their third finger?

guilty

have you ever considered shaving a dormouse as I seem to have a dormouse shaver spare, you know if you thought about it hard enough I’m sure there’s a euphemism knocking about in there

I thought you took the pickled cuttlefish and Esme had the dormouse shaver

(this is as a side note and not in response to the question btw)

I’ll give you the point, but for the record I was under duress (the sloth threatened me with zombification)

nope, think about the effect its destruction would have on other paintings by the same artist

could be the reason why such a small country had, until quite recently, been the fourth largest economy in the world (we’re now sixth)

need more info than that pete otherwise I’ll be asking for my sloth back

he did it for financial reasons

wow when I wanted to change his name he threatened to turn me into a brain washed zombie and make me part of his diabolically evil army of ninja kittens bent on world domination, but fair do’s

do ya want to know the answer, well he did it because… on second thoughts I’ll just wait a bit longer

no on both accounts though lil fek is on the right lines

not guilty (though I have been chased by one for trying to)

have you ever been in a position where you had to think of a question to ask someone but couldn’t think of anything decent to ask?

nope

nope woohoo and lil fek

nope Pete, he was being very clever in doing so (though I do agree that he was a tw4t) ah what the hell I’ll give you a psychic sloth called sir Marmalade Applebottom IV for making a valid point

whoa you ladies were quick to the draw, how about I give you a crank-shaft operated dormouse shaver and a years supply of pickled cuttlefish

technically right but for the wrong reason, it’s because the correct term is a flock of sheep

a man owned an esquisite painting known to have been painted by a world famous 17th century Dutch painter. the painting was worth £500,000, yet the man deliberately destroyed it. Why?

got it in one, I’m impressed

Is it more correct to say ‘the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field’ or ‘the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field’?

a glass of water :P

a man has had countless tumbles whilst riding his horse, often causing him great pain, not to mention embarassment. however he never for one minute doubts his racing ability, and everyone considers him to be a consummate professional. How can this be?

eek! carnivorous fridge (bloody Argos)

‘that’s one down and eight to go’ said the suicidal cat