Forget Me Not

a pummer who moonlighted as a plummer, that most infamous, notourious and secretive of trades. Also he wanted some of…

P.S

un·be·knownst (nb-nnst)
adj.
Unbeknown.
adv.
Without the knowledge of a specified party. Used with to: Our cousin had been ill for years, unbeknownst to the family

apparently so

fears

dreams

someone one shot him in the head because obviously it was an imposter pretending to be WooHoo, and it in fact turned out to be…

food

does anyone?

If you had the chance to go back in time and change just one thing about your life what would it be?

sounds like a variation of the one where the man’s parachute didn’t open

butchers

(…r) Pan

the number 7 on a phone pad, lol

the fekky one is right, all hail the riddle queen! (is it just me or does that sound creepy)

yes the men are both widowers who have married each others daughter.
you’ve won… um…*rummages around for a prize*…the missing arms of the Venus de Milo and half a jammy dodger

weasel

grass

force

small

nope

music

points to Pete (again)

two men were sitting in a pub. Two women walk in and one man looks around and says, ‘I have to go my wife and daughter are here’, and the second man also looks rounds and says, ‘I have to go my wife and daughter are here’. How is this possible?

right… moving on

a farmer is using his tractor to transport manure from his cowshed into two of his fields. After working all day he has created four heaps in his barley field and another three in his wheat field. Ther is so much manure in the cowshed that the following day he moves the same amount into each field again. How many piles of manue…[Read more]

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