fat bob

@jen_jen wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:

Lmao i like the Mr jen bit…

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Large vodka

Remove bottle of vodka from freezer
open
pour large measure into glass
ice is an optional extra

Well, it’s not strictly what I thought of when i woke up, cos I aint been to bed yet… but, thanks poli!! :lol: :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

OMG who on earth would make crumpets???????????????????? Surely I’m not the only one who is useless in the kitchen?

But you’re quality in the bedroom!! :wink: :lol:

Shush….you know how rumours spread in this place :oops:

It’s not rumour if we’ve actually done it! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

OMG who on earth would make crumpets???????????????????? Surely I’m not the only one who is useless in the kitchen?

But you’re quality in the bedroom!! :wink: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@tinks wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBrUjvONIrA

When you can’t sleep tell us………what do you do to while away the hours?

masturbate furiously !

Don’t think I’ve ever masturbated whilst furious. I may have to try that! Hey, it’ll be a new experience, bit different to sitting on your hand till it goes numb anyway!!…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

I can’t, I’d get banned :oops:

Private message me then! :lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

I did…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

I did :oops:

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@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

@kent f OBE wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Wordsy I remember when we sat in that corner in the Garrick. Was funny. :lol:

I missed the garrick last time, someone took all morning to get ready!! Bloody women, lost valuable drinking time!

You made up for it in the short time you were there!! Drinking, making noise and general neilisms…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

@kent f OBE wrote:

Wordsy I remember when we sat in that corner in the Garrick. Was funny. :lol:

I missed the garrick last time, someone took all morning to get ready!! Bloody women, lost valuable drinking time!

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Erm guys it was going to be the Garrick as posted in the opening. :roll:

Are you two planning a private meeting? :lol:

:shock: :lol: My reply was meant to be a slightly sarcastic one.

Ok ok I’ll give you that one YC…

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@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I’ll come to the meet if you can guarantee me a sexy, handsome single 30 something millionaire will be there? Lol

i could lie about my age and do the lottery till then :wink:

But what u gonna do about the sexy and handsome bit lol

well thats the 2 bits i can provide :wink:

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@Melody wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I’ll come to the meet if you can guarantee me a sexy, handsome single 30 something millionaire will be there? Lol

If he don’t turn up, what about an attached, drunk, fat slob?

What an offer lol

That wasn’t a no!! Sweet, I’m in!! :lol:

@Melody wrote:

I’ll come to the meet if you can guarantee me a sexy, handsome single 30 something millionaire will be there? Lol

If he don’t turn up, what about an attached, drunk, fat slob?

@thin ice wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@LizzieLoo wrote:

ERM…….would you both refrain from discussing me when i aint ere !!!!!!!!!! :shock:

oops, thin, we’re in trouble again!

dont worry i called her and smoothed it over mate :wink:

Cheers mate, nice to know I can trust someone in here… Wait, what am I saying??? :D :D

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@LizzieLoo wrote:

oh and we are still together,an very much an item,also very happy ty :lol:

So she tells me! :lol:

Takes the spade off Bob so he can stop digging :)

Teapot

Don’t make me stop, I’m nearly in australia!

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@tinks wrote:

I did it!!!

:D/

Wonders what Tinks did? :?

And if she used protection?