fat bob

‘Appy bidet boo! have a cracker!!

@kent f OBE wrote:

He thinks with his brain? :lol:

Only the lower one!

Make allowances for people that spell allowances wrong! :lol: Hang on, did I spell it right? :lol:

Trust me, you dont make me rise! :lol:

It wasnt 3 in a bed, it was just me, but I’m a fat git, so it looked like there was 3 of us!

Fingers crossed that i am in the 50% Hell, why cant I remember?? :lol:

@balloons wrote:

@Lovely Lady wrote:

Trust LD to bring it round to food !!!

Give me old fashioned love anytime :D :D :D :D

Wats that :)

Ask Tom! :lol:

If you didn’t do it, don’t sniff it.

I know I’m getting old cos all the bar staff look like kids now!

Eve, you turn me on more and more every day!! :lol: :lol:

@balloons wrote:

Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:

Surely the one u use is “meet me by the bins!” :lol:

@thin ice wrote:

i really must tell annette in advance that im winding her up before she bites

sorry annette dearest

How long has she been here? You would have thought she would have known by now… but then we’ve said that about a few of em thin, even in the room in front of em while they’re all still arguing about something u started!! :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

You have velcro on ya teeth??? And I would never call you effective, simple maybe! :lol:

Oooooh you can go off people you know! :twisted:

Finally!!! :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@UserFrenzy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@UserFrenzy wrote:

i call your bluff Jen Jenz there aint a woman alive thats ready in 10 minutes

That’s why I said I take 20 minutes :wink:

Dressed and make up done in 10! I still dont believe.
Are you slipping in and out of velcro suits or something that’s fast for a woman
Lol

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@jen_jen wrote:

Shower, clean teeth, and dry hair – 10 minutes
Get dressed – 5 minutes
Put makeup on – 5 minutes.

Easy!! :P

Anyone else gonna comment on the easy part, or is it just gonna be me?? :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

On an ordinary day, I can be out of bed, showered, dressed and out of the door in 20 minutes without rushing. My other half takes nearer 40 minutes.

Of course if I’m going somewhere special it takes a little longer – around 30 minutes :wink:

And Neil, I don’t have kids :P

Yeah, but u dont mind going out looking rough!! :lol: :lol:

I’ve found that women who have had kids can get ready in 10 minutes, but those that havent can take up to a week!

I think it’s cos when the family are going out, the woman is the one that gets all the kids ready, so she doesnt have the time to take for herself.

@SusieQ wrote:

Suspecting scarlet fever or measles ( the former now confirmed ) yet they still allowed my son to share :evil:

Ah, now that explains ur fb!! :lol:

I think its about time u women stopped feeling sheep! :shock:

You better hope not, with a name like Balloons!! :lol: