fat bob

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

They are not just any family. His job is not just any job. This was not just any disappearance.

(Said in a sexy voice, obviously not mine) This was an M&S disapearance.

I’ve been hiding out in the real, waiting for fluffy to open her legs! :lol:

Is that you opening your legs? :wink:

I miss you as much as you miss your punctuation! :lol:

No, you’re normality challenged!

Hello even stranger! And lift your arms up! :wink:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

lol anc we been cyber wedded for years, keep up girly lol

:shock:

Nothing naughty tel tut

Unlike you for it not to be naughty! :lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Another more up to date favourite Liam Neeson in Wanted… I just loved this film Neeson at his best….. and one of the most spine chilling bits is where his character Brian speaks on the phone to his daughters kidnappers:

Brian (Liam Neeson) : I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom,…

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@JeweL* wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

I might have to dump me girlfriend for this!! :lol:

lol your a bad bad boy ha ha ha ha ha :twisted:

I’m a changed man these days, I behave very well! :lol:

I might have to dump me girlfriend for this!! :lol:

Blimey, it looks edible! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

so indians have full brains
Irish have half a brain
and the Enlish have no brains
????????????????????

Still not funny.

Lucy to say I have a full brain is EXTREMELY debateable :lol:

Not only debateable, but also laughable! :lol:

@(f)politics? wrote:

so google tells me :lol:

Don’t tell everyone your pet name for me!!

Well, they’re usually round ya ankles, anc :lol:

My old doctor was called Dr Tremble, not a name to inspire confidence!

Also knew a woman called Deepa Khunti and another called Anne Job!

Congrats Von bon xx

It’s great being able to give em back!

Isn’t it spelt “gullable”?

:lol:

*checks diary*

Yep, saturday is all good with me!

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

LOL Words ok name an island and i’ll meet you there, and Bob i’ll have you any day over Johnny Vegas.

you and neil over johnny? is that one of them kinky sex games I’ve been hearing about?

I thought Johnny was the king sized bed…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

if there is a poster who looks like Johnny Depp, has survival skills like Ray Mears, is hung like a horse and is mute – i’ll take him.

That’s me!! Oh, sorry, thought you said Johnny Vegas…