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Why…… dont rooms decorate themselves????
Why???….. has nobody invented an alchoholic drink that doesnt give u a severe hangover???
Reading ur post only made my headache worse mala lol :?
@pats wrote:
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but she’s dead.”Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”
And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s
Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?
Ik hou van jou Mwah xxx
Why am i on such a downer!!!!
Why………. dont we vote malake into the presidents job. At least she makes more sense than Bush :-k :-k :-k
Keep it up Mala. We luvs ye really…… :lol: :lol: :lol:
WHY dont i get all me jobs dun BEFORE i turn this feckin putor on. :? :?
Wasnt sposed to be a “pity me” thread but thanks anyway.
And ur right dagger….. never a truer word spoken.
Ur a gent in ur own, mad, screwed up way. :lol: :lol: :lol:
