[fastcars]

@tiggy wrote:

He’s been going out with a girl
Her name is PATSY
But last night she said to him
when they were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen FAST I love you
But there’s this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me …..

Who’s this bloke he asked her
TIGGYYYYYYY , she replied
Not THAT poof, I said dismayed
yes but he’s no poof she cried – HE’S MORE A MAN THAN YOU’LL EVER BE… (& taller) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here we go, two three four

FAST was so upset that HE cried all the way to the chip shop
When he came out there was TIGGY standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah, PATSY, and they were both laughing at HIM…. (Cos he was wearing a tutu)…. :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for TIGGY
Just cos he’s better looking than me
just cos he’s cool and trendy

but I know he’s a tall bloke, Tiggy is a Tall bloke
Tiggy is a Tall bloke, Tiggy is a Tall bloke

Here we go, two three four

she’s a slut, and he’s a creep
she’s a tart, he’s very cheap…… and tall…. Not five foot six.!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

*tickles tiggy under the chin to wake him from his dream* :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fastcars]

@pats wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@pats wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

@pats wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

The message boards… this morning :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: ditto.

:lol: :lol: … not you too Pats…. I have one stalker already… two is a little embarrassing :lol: :lol:

:wink: since wen did i need to stalk u?

He normally comes running dont he pats??

Ah… here together…. regular tiggyspotters …. :lol: :lol: :lol:

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) heel boy!

Dont u mean girlyboy???

[fastcars]

@pats wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

@pats wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

The message boards… this morning :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: ditto.

:lol: :lol: … not you too Pats…. I have one stalker already… two is a little embarrassing :lol: :lol:

:wink: since wen did i need to stalk u?

He normally comes running dont he pats??

[fastcars]

@tiggy wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

This thread is is dedicated to the great unanswerable question WHY?????

e.g. WHY does life have a habit of kicking u when ur already down :( :( :( :( :(

it’s the best way.

life would be boring if we got everything we want all the time, wouldn’t it?

no challenges, no obstacles to get around, no suprises, imagine how boring that would be.

I don’t think that’s what he meant Tommy :roll:

You are 20 ….

Wait until you have lived some more, before you feel you can contribute to something you, right now, know nothing about :lol: :wink:

Rather condescending….. !

age isn’t a sign of wisdom… :roll:

Well bang goes maturity…..

I have 13 year old who shows more wisdom and maturity than some I could mention on this forum

Well feck off to kids room where your wisdom might be more appreciated.

[fastcars]

@tiggy wrote:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

This thread is is dedicated to the great unanswerable question WHY?????

e.g. WHY does life have a habit of kicking u when ur already down :( :( :( :( :(

it’s the best way.

life would be boring if we got everything we want all the time, wouldn’t it?

no challenges, no obstacles to get around, no suprises, imagine how boring that would be.

I don’t think that’s what he meant Tommy :roll:

You are 20 ….

Wait until you have lived some more, before you feel you can contribute to something you, right now, know nothing about :lol: :wink:

Rather condescending….. !

age isn’t a sign of wisdom… :roll:

Well bang goes maturity…..

[fastcars]

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

This thread is is dedicated to the great unanswerable question WHY?????

e.g. WHY does life have a habit of kicking u when ur already down :( :( :( :( :(

it’s the best way.

life would be boring if we got everything we want all the time, wouldn’t it?

no challenges, no obstacles to get around, no suprises, imagine how boring that would be.

I don’t think that’s what he meant Tommy :roll:

You are 20 ….

Wait until you have lived some more, before you feel you can contribute to something you, right now, know nothing about :lol: :wink:

I think thats the most mature answer to a post ive ever read on here. =D>

*pats lamby on the back*

[fastcars]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made of rubbers
The bottoms are made of springs.
They’re
Bouncy,
Flouncy,
Trouncy,
Pouncy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I’m the only one

I’m the only one !

[fastcars]

Why settle for second best 8)

[fastcars]

So u like it up the ass then do ye tiggypoos?? 8) 8) 8)

[fastcars]

Sian seems like a nice kinda gal……. but she’s a right nosey bugger 8) 8) :lol:

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