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There’s fire in my fingers and ice in my toes..I’ve just GOTTA shimmy my butt to..

Kc & the Sunshine Band – Shake Your Booty

..and

The Four Seasons – December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)

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CONGRATULATIONS KENTY
ON THE BIRTH OF
BABY LILY-ANN XXX

(a beautiful name)

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I understand that the odious, slurry-tongued, nincompoops have now been suspended for their puerile telephonic assaults on the gentle, unassuming, elderly Andrew Sachs and his granddaughter.
For far too long, charmless obscenity has masqueraded as wit, and especially at the expense of the license-payer; Ross and Brand ought to forfeit their employment forthwith, with an immediate and literal tarring and feathering to feature in place of the indent between The One Show and Eastenders. :twisted:

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HERE’S WISHING A HAPPY
AND HEALTHY LIFE FOR
THE NEW ARRIVAL, ROSE XX

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CRAWL….or CREEP

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Some Marvellous Scottish Quotes On Life and..er..

“Thirty million, mostly fools.”
(Writer and economist Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881), responding to a question on the size of the population of England.)

“Blythe to meet,
Wae to part,
Blythe to meet aince mair”
(This is known as the Bon-Accord toast – “Happy to meet, sorrowful to part, happy to meet once again.” “Bon-Accord” was the password used by the citizens of Aberdeen in 1308 when they rose up, killed the English garrison and captured the town for Robert the Bruce. Bon-Accord is now the motto of the City of Aberdeen.)

“The shout of the welder in the din of the great Clyde shipyards; the speak of the Mearns with its soul in the land; the discourse of the Enlightenment, when Edinburgh and Glasgow were a light held to the intellectual life of Europe; the wild cry of the pipes; and back to the distant noise of the battles of Bruce and Wallace.”
(First Minister, Donald Dewar, at the opening of the Scottish Parliament, on 1 July 1999.)

“Do try to sound the “r” although not with the exaggerated trill usually given to it by so-called Scots comedians. But, again this to my English readers, don’t even attempt to get the guttural sounds of “ach” and “loch”. You will only strangle yourselves. To say “ach!” correctly you need generations of Scots blood behind you and you must have been born with the peat-reek in your nostrils and the sight of the hills as the first thing ever you clapped your eyes on.”
(Ronald MacDonald Douglas (1889-1987) writer – and nationalist.)

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For my favourite JCer..always there for me to brighten up the day..warm, witty, clever, charming, a marvellous cook (that’s pushing it…Ed)

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Frankie Miller – Darlin

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Dawny, you have the sweetest of voices, I could have happily listened to you all night my darling. 8)

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It’s time to have a bloke manning one of the phone-ins. What about Sgt. Pepper for Pat’s Playthings this coming Wednesday 29th October..instead of Kneehighboots..who..let’s face it has been appearing on the radio nearly as often as Aaron (and acer queen)
I know Sgt’s free this weds but not again for a while..so c’mon girls..give the lad a chance. :wink:

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@pete wrote:

Hello and why does anyone care over here amazes me

Because when America sneezes..WE catch the cold! :evil:

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