[Esmeralda]

I think we slid down the slippery slope to a Big Brother society some time ago, look back even five years ago to see what a nanny state we’ve become. More than ever, government takes it upon itself to bully and berate those who don’t conform to the norm.I couldn’t believe the news headlines on B.B.C. One last night: in stern tones, the warning that we are facing an obesity epidemic..what arrant b@llocks. Does bony blair intend to have us all out pounding the pavements and living on alfalfa beans..{do you really wanna look like Gillian McKeith?] Like sheep, we are herded at every turn….don’t smoke….don’t drink….and meanwhile served up the new opiate of the people….the mindless pursuit of celebrity. We are conceding our individuality. it’s time to say ‘enough and no more.’

[Esmeralda]

How so, little froglet?

[Esmeralda]

Edmund and Bruno

[Esmeralda]

Olga and Cecily

[Esmeralda]

Ta very grateful Ugo, but I’m allergic to exercise..it’s prone to making me healthy..I’ll just stick with a clothful of chloroform over the snozzle.

[Esmeralda]

I’m looking for an exchange of views AND A GOOD LARF. Methinks everyone has b’ggered orf to bed..no night owls…time for me to go water the cat and coil my braids into a teensy nightcap. It’s been nice “chatting” to you Owen..

[Esmeralda]

am I going to be disappointed in JC Owen..okay I concede cut and thrust..but perchance a wee bit of comely banter?

[Esmeralda]

me too, but does that not require a bit of cut and thrust..some parrying of the gentle variety?

[Esmeralda]

oooh no..full of big bullies..i’ looking for smart arses..like mois

[Esmeralda]

I think I’ve hit on the problem..the adrenaline’s buzzing now that I’m dipping my tootsies in the JC waters..could this lead to electrocution….and when can I get into a juicy fight?

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