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FRANK ZAPPA……..WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE..

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Just finished watching Kim and Aggie and I wasn’t shocked..it was all such familiar territory. I could tell stories to make a bald man’s hair curl. Try this one for size: Three o’clock in the morning in a godawful ward in the Western Infirmary..I stagger along a corridor to the toilets clutching an open wound with only a loose pad against it…only when poised on the loo, do I notice the handle..the seat..the floor..the walls…..are coated in some other poor soul’s shiit..

I’m put into a terminal side room in the Southern…my husband has to clean someone else’s excrement off the bathroom wall..

Tufty-headed little ladies having to defecate into commodes in the middle of an open ward..

shiiit featured prominently..and none of it my own!!!!

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That’s what made the Danish Blue

I gotta get Gouda this place..

what will Brie will Brie……..

Help..I’m going crackers and dairy-lea wants to spread ’em :shock:

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Cath…I’ve been chatting to some cheeses and am reliably informed that they don’t like having their photographs taken…..Cheddar is strong..but Cheshire just crumbles :lol:

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If I can have an Icecream Sundae….why can’t I have it Mundae,Tuesdae,Wednesdae???

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oh POSS IFF Lexia Dis :evil:

DARE!

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cheers Guff :lol:

and Pots…it’s Dandy Mingle :lol:

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that would be the little eye between yer buttocks :?: :twisted:

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Hitler would have been proud….

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……and an even better one performing lobotomies :wink:

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