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TOMBOY {does no-one remember Beryl The Peril?] :lol:

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BANE..

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HUSK…

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:lol: BERYL THE PERIL :lol:

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I was bemoaning the disgraceful behaviour of today’s youth..when suddenly it all came flooding back :

wrapping a dog poo in newspaper..putting it outside someone’s door..setting it alight..then waiting for the berate householder to come out and STAMP on it..

breaking all the windows on a new housing estate and throwing the workmen’s clothes down a well..

habitually stealing from the local sweet shop by concealing mars bars and turkish delights
inside my mum’s big furry mitts..even in July..

chap-door-runaway..

letting down the tyres on the paper-boy’s bike [coz I had a crush on him] then trying to pedal away on my own wee bike but he outran me and dragged me home to my mum for a walloping..

pretending that I’d died and terrorising my wee brother with my newly arisen apparition..

But I was a sweet little girl otherwise :oops:

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RUSK..

Which reminds me..I’m orf for me tea… 8)

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GNASHERS..

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TEETH..

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Like my brain…

RUST :(

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Oh dearie me Mrs. Clean..sense of fashion? Not if your ghastly, lurid signature is anything to go by.

OOh..and have you waited all this time to attempt a pop :?:

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