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@bon bon wrote:
correct reason :D
Mad girl is one you might find daunting (12)
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DEMORALISING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSHCAT XXX
@rubyred wrote:
he told me he has a latex allergy ! and promised me a russian roulette of a jumpy off !
One drunken night with Charlie proclaimer and 9 months later there i am, feet up in stirrups and Morag coming into the world. the glasses coming oot tore my Perineum ! so im jig jagged with fancy needlework o a NHS doc, working on the side !imagine my disgust to discover it was big Rab the Roadie !
Who now prefers to be known as Rabetta since getting his boabie jammed in the door of the tour bus when he was having a slash doin 80 kph along the autobahn during the WE LOOK ARYAN BUT WE’RE NO’ Proclaimer’s tour of the Deutschland in ’97.
Far beyond the corporeality of any stunning canvas,Sgt., your words are wielded like strokes from a master’s brush, like slashes from a knife dripping with bruised palette hues and tints as yet uninvented.
Of the collection here, ‘INDUCTION’ comes fresh to me and I am left reeling from the impact, physically jolted in amazement and wonder that the language of a thousand, two thousand..I don’t know how many..years, can yet jostle and juxtapose to excite, enthrall and exalt me.Your Mind is G Rated
Your mind is cleaner than a nun’s. You’re totally pure.
In fact, you often don’t catch on to how dirty the world really is. :roll:@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.
aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !
oh the relief! :lol: x
itchy nipple is equally as bad. pretending to rub the whole bottom half of your arm over your boobie and wiping your chin with your hand :lol:
i have did that ! that glazed over look ya do, like your not really concentrating on any individual part. the almost Audible sigh when ye reach the itch. mind you i get more cantankerous im probably more liable to scratch my nipple to hearts content noo :) while glowering ” ya GOT a Problem like” to any fooker that looks within 700 metres o me LOL.
What a pair of mange-ridden quines! :shock:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
Big Senga
Morag Proclaimer
Angusina Ogg:P
get off my GREAT names for Bairns idea Esme,, I called Morag by her name as her daddy is a toerag.. HE MAY be one half o the proclaimers. But their was NO sunshine on Leith that day he left me at the ante-natal clinic !
Maybe he should have sent ye a French-letter from Americaaaaaaa!! :roll:
@yoda wrote:
The bstrds who are out with their guns trying to shoot deer in the woods opposite me, and think it’s ok cos their shooting party has paid the owner of the land. I have spent most of morning causing as much disruption for them as possible!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Good girl..set the Hounds of Hell on the murderous scum! :evil:
@Dibb’s wrote:
I don’t know if it’s good or bad to be associated with the devil?
Take a guess..
I get them very rarely, but with an astonishing light show when I do: Pink and turquoise zig zags and triangles, or more scarily when I see receding circles in both eyes, like looking into a kaleidoscope. Horribly fascinating…the devil’s slideshow! :twisted:
