Esmeralda

@Esmeralda wrote:

@waspish wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@waspish wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@waspish wrote:

ive read in a couple of my hubbys science mag, that a lot of the global warming propaganda machine is about raising taxes. and little to do with the environment. i have read that a lot of scientists say that the earth has always been warming, and that…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

I heard Leon Jackson’s new single yesterday.
He won the X Factor last year but it’s pretty obvious he hasn’t really got the X Factor at all.
He never did have it and never will.
I’m sorry to upset the jocks reading this but there you go.

For me the “X Factor” is a certain something in your persona…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Oi you speccy tw.at..who said you could nick the title of my..let’s face it..MUCH funnier thread..you are soooo cruising for a bruising! :lol:

Maybe it should be re-named “Shush” …. what do you think???

You’re not just a pretty face, PB, is what I think. :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Oi you speccy tw.at..who said you could nick the title of my..let’s face it..MUCH funnier thread..you are soooo cruising for a bruising! :lol:

Maybe it should be re-named “Shush” …. what do you think???

well @Esmeralda wrote:

Nice of you to pop in here to tell us all about it. Now freak off back to the chatrooms and continue your discourse where some sad buggers might give a damn.
Ta greatly.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: well said Esme :lol: =D>

@Esmeralda wrote:

Nice of you to pop in here to tell us all about it. Now freak off back to the chatrooms and continue your discourse where some sad buggers might give a damn.
Ta greatly.

who rattled your’s…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I enjoyed it, SA, but I would appreciated a longer length. :-

Thanks esme I was going for that authentic tabloid look tbh.
I will try to give you a bit more next time.
Did you like the headline story?

I did..but wasn’t it the ONLY story? :roll:

I hate nitpickers. :roll:

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Idiots who love to brag about sexual prowess and week long tantric encounters are usually pot-ugly feckers lucky to cop a feel from a chimp on viagra. :twisted:

now now esme..would this have something to do with sian flirting with your cyber lover? :lol:

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Idiots who love to brag about sexual prowess and week long tantric encounters are usually pot-ugly feckers lucky to cop a feel from a chimp on viagra. :twisted:

now now esme..would this have something to do with sian flirting with your cyber lover? :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Defy y’all not to dance yaselfs senseless to this one..
Black Box – Ride on time (DeeJay Medium Remix)

love it, you cant help but sing/shout along to this one

@Esmeralda wrote:

@tattoolover32 wrote:

Iglu and Hartly – in this city

Let me get that for you..

Iglu & Hartly – In This City

Cheers lovie how kind , never actually seen the video now i can have a boogie …i can’t dance mind so no looking ya’ll * finds nice quiet corner to get groove on *

@Esmeralda wrote:

=P~ =P~ WOW!

Dark and Delicious Esme!

You’re the life and soul of that particular party :P

Sexcellent pic :wink: xx

@Esmeralda wrote:

I just love the English *overcome with choking fit* lauding Andy Murray as ‘possibly the first BRITISH man to win a Grand Slam since 1936 if he beats Roger Federer in the US Open final.’
Yet, by tonight if – heavens forfend – he gets skelped by Federer, Murray will miraculously become Scottish again.
Away and bile yer big dozy…

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@stephen1 wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Doesn’t everyone? :wink:

Have you ever wanted to change gender?

Been there, done that, got the penis to prove it! :wink:

Have you ever wanted to make love in the Space Lab?

Can’t say that I have..but now that you’ve suggested it…

At what age did you lose your virginity?

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@Sir Actor wrote:

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@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone,…

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@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I can see a hand.. STOP.. Think the bloke next to me has Pi.ssed himself.. :shock:

The girl in the middle thinks it’s funny, and the first lass.. Well.. If she was pregnant, judging by the look on her face, i’d say she was about to go into labour.. :roll:

Actually..that’s Ruby in the pink hairband..cursing…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Apparently, where one in six Germans would step in to prevent teenage vandalism, only one in four Brits would do the same…

That would make us more likely to intervene, surely. A round of applause for being braver than the Hun, everyone.

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@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the…

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