Esmeralda

@Dibb’s wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

Personally I like seeing the people here I know and catching up with banter, jokes, and sharing whatever bits of humour are sent to me with everyone!!

Dibb’s

Hello my wee Fek xxxx

How the Devil are ya?

Very well thankyou (Apart from the voices in my head) But it’s ok they are arguing amongst…

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SHETTLESTON ROAD

The wee beige-bummed mongrel
patters past the Pizza-Palace,
pauses to pee
on a polystyrene carton,
pauses to sniff
at his balls,
then barrels-off across the road
doggedly,
taking the corner with a frivolous flounce
of a furbelow tail.
Dissonant in the distance,
the jingle jangle jolly
of an ice-cream van
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Bonfire

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I would be Wonderanimalrescuerwoman..with atonishing capacities for storing abandoned animals beneath my Wonderanimalrescuerwoman-emblazoned cape as i circumnavigate the world, releasing pandas and elephants from captivity, to come and live with me on planet Nomorezoosyoubarstards. :P

@bon bon wrote:

correct Esme x

They should be familiar with a website (7)

S _ I _ E _ _

SPIDERS

@minim wrote:

Esme..a question. I noticed that you put the little copyright c after your works. Now whilst this wouldn’t prevent people from actually pinching your works, if they did and you had copyrighted it as your own work, would you be able to sue someone. Or is the little copyright c in this context not worth the thread it is posted…

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An obliging midget!

I’m sorry (no I’m not) but I feel compelled to play THIS..all the talk of Toybully’s head has gone to my hat…

PRESS ME AND WEAR ONE

@Esmeralda wrote:

Y’all may have noticed the disappearance of a thread myself and Pepper set up to showcase our stuff under the banner of FRAGMENTS. Well we got to thinking that maybe this was too elitist if not pretentious and just asking for a good kicking from the usual suspects, so we dumped it.
However, from there came the seed of another…

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User? or wait..um..Ugly?

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

JUST FOR MEN (because you’re worth it?)

nNO

how can you be winning you seems mostlya bit fick ??

I resemble that remark! :twisted:

P.s you are having Mao Tse-Tung’s chin wart on your head.

I shop online and have done my main Christmas shopping in tandem with birthday present buying, this past week.
Admittedly i’ve been pulling my hair out, buying threeways and splitting my choices between the PDSA, the RSPB and John Lewis…and throwing a hissy fit with the girl on the switchboard at the PDSA when the online service wouldn’t take…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Aint been out in soooooo long

Get the PP one up, I will meet you in Edinburgh, get bladdered with ya both!

God! not today though eh? I gotta go get me shoes :wink:

Hahaha no not today hen, you go get your shoes :lol:

Phew! fought i was gonna have to pack! lol! will…

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@toybulldog wrote:

Have to pretty much agree with Esme.

Spike’s 70 tv series (Milligan has not been mentioned yet ?)

Boosh
Fawlty Towers
Steptoe
bits of Rab C
peep show
early Fools + Horses
Benny Hill
python
father ted

Yep..the Q series were anarchic and brilliantly hit or miss. Remember that the likes of Python and Q were not by definition…[Read more]

I have to be honest and say that most of the sitcoms mentioned on here so far, have acquired a status that comes only with looking back through rose-tinted-glasses. Most..when examined up against the cold light of 2008, fall into the comfy and twee categories, rather than genuinely clever and belly-laugh funny.
Piled up in the C&T corner are the…[Read more]

JUST FOR MEN (because you’re worth it?)

It’s uplifting to know Sunny hasn’t lost any of her humour. Thanks for keeping us posted, Pats. x

Here, old meets new with a games video accompanying a beautiful Burns song which is a partypiece of mine that maybe I’ll get around to youtubing one of these fine days..in the meantime..

Hark, the mavis e’ening…[Read more]

@Cymorill wrote:

Congrats mims :D , i always knew you had talent. *hugs* xxxx

I think i will keep my stuff where it is, my mindless drivel is best getting buried and lost at times lol.

That’s a shame, Cymorill, I particularly enjoyed your last poem.

@toybulldog wrote:

as long as we get to choose ourn own titles, and ther better not be any travel plans lying around for siberia from thomas cook.

cos my gulag stuffs staying where it is

I’m in.
x

Good that man! Now choose your title and get posting :P