Esmeralda

‘Tain’t funny! :evil:

Who cares? I mean..honestly..what is she to you..family..friend..inspiration?
I think not. Get over it, people.

I was born into a family of inspirational people..my Father was the bravest man I ever knew..he was booted out of the RAF at the start of WW2 when they discovered he was only sixteen. Undaunted he ended up serving throughout the war as a chief engineer in the Merchant Navy, escorting warships and dodging u-boats in treacherous seas like the…[Read more]

EON?

One of my favourite bands..the stupendous Canadian punks..BILLY TALENT..with..

Forgive me father, why should you bother?
Try honesty, Try honesty
Hop in your dumptruck, reverse for good luck
Ride over me,…[Read more]

I can’t bear to open that up^^^ Batty. I have a very sensitive pus/sy.

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

I knew her wee cousin..Pocosweeties McSporran :P

I wasnae joking BTW but !

Im sure it was the McSporrans that adopted morag proclaimer actually. IF they…

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If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
Twelfth Night. ACT I Scene 1.

If this were played upon a stage now,
I could condemn it as an improbable f…[Read more]

Tragic Fragment

All devil as I am-a damned wretch,
A hardened, stubborn, unrepenting villain,
Still my heart melts at human wretchedness;
And with sincere but unavailing sighs
I view the helpless children of distress:
With tears indignant I behold the oppressor
Rejoicing in the honest man’s destruction,
Whose unsubmitting heart was all his crime.…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

I knew her wee cousin..Pocosweeties McSporran :P

@bon bon wrote:

correct reason :D

Mad girl is one you might find daunting (12)

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DEMORALISING

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSHCAT XXX

@rubyred wrote:

he told me he has a latex allergy ! and promised me a russian roulette of a jumpy off !
One drunken night with Charlie proclaimer and 9 months later there i am, feet up in stirrups and Morag coming into the world. the glasses coming oot tore my Perineum ! so im jig jagged with fancy needlework o a NHS doc, working on the side…

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Far beyond the corporeality of any stunning canvas,Sgt., your words are wielded like strokes from a master’s brush, like slashes from a knife dripping with bruised palette hues and tints as yet uninvented.
Of the collection here, ‘INDUCTION’ comes fresh to me and I am left reeling from the impact, physically jolted in amazement and wonder that…[Read more]

Your Mind is G Rated
Your mind is cleaner than a nun’s. You’re totally pure.
In fact, you often don’t catch on to how dirty the world really is. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Big Senga
Morag Proclaimer
Angusina Ogg

:P

get off my GREAT names for Bairns idea Esme,, I called Morag by her name as her daddy is a toerag.. HE MAY be one half o the proclaimers. But their was NO sunshine on Leith that day he left me at the ante-natal clinic !

Maybe he should have sent ye a French-letter from…[Read more]

@Yoda wrote:

The bstrds who are out with their guns trying to shoot deer in the woods opposite me, and think it’s ok cos their shooting party has paid the owner of the land. I have spent most of morning causing as much disruption for them as possible!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Good girl..set the Hounds of Hell on the murderous scum! :evil:

@Dibb’s wrote:

I don’t know if it’s good or bad to be associated with the devil?

Take a guess..

I get them very rarely, but with an astonishing light show when I do: Pink and turquoise zig zags and triangles, or more scarily when I see receding circles in both eyes, like looking into a kaleidoscope. Horribly fascinating…the devil’s slideshow! :twisted: