Esmeralda

So why does it bring to mind The Mothman Prophecies? :shock:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

I’m a broken record…er…woman!

Dammit woman..you could have divorced him after a week.. :twisted:

The Fortunes – Storm In A Teacup

Chris Rea-The Road to Hell (part 2)

Well I’m standing by a river
But the water doesn’t flow
It boils with every poison you can think of
And I’m underneath the streetlight
But the light of joy I know
Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows
And the perverted fear of violence
Chokes the smile on every face
And common sense is ringing out the…[Read more]

Dancing with the Moonlit Knight
“Can you tell me where my country lies?”
said the unifaun to his true love’s eyes.
“It lies with me!” cried the Queen of Maybe
– for her merchandise, he traded in his prize.

“Paper late!” cried a voice in the crowd.
“Old man dies!” The note he left was signed ‘Old Father Thames’
– it seems he’s drowned;
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OOOooooh Sharon..ta very muchly, I’m shaking my booty and strutting my funky stuff round my handbag. :wink:

Nice sentiments, Shazza! 8)

To be more accurate though, the woman is NOT under arrest for virtual murder, but for illegally accessing log-in details of the man playing her husband.
Facing charges of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating data..the actual reason that she did so is neither here nor there really..but I guess it makes a good headline.

My wetroom floor not being finished, the guy said ‘with 99% of people we get it right first time’ yeah well fanf**kingtastic! :evil:

I first heard JESUS BLOOD NEVER FAILS ME YET twenty odd years ago and was transfixed by it..yet only today did it occur to me to look for it on youtube.
Composed in 1971 by Gavin Bryars, the piece features an unknown tramp singing the verse of the title on a loop. Hell..let Gavin tell you himself HERE

Then listen to the very moving JESUS BLOOD…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Catmanblue wrote:

I’m sure the “online community for adults” lovingly known as Just Chat will survive the mass clearout and I’m sure new members will soon become regular chatters and “old regs who got fed up with the cr@p all over the boards ( ie me) will begin posting again.

It’s the circle of life you know… cue Elton John and…

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Absolutely, Ruby, Cath’s work is honest and pure. Which reminds me..where’s YOUR thread?

Yep…and as a scriptwriter..my work has appeared on television.

Would you consider yourself a decent human being?

@*Dawny* wrote:

I swear I am trying to read what fek says but my head keeps bobbing along with the kitten :lol:

Tee hee hee..here’s another one to keep ya distracted, Dawny..

@Bat wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Argy you sure your not thinking of “moneys too tight to mention”? Thats a song by Simply Red. Never heard of a song called Too many bloody things to mention lol.
Esme your more than welcome to join along singing with me, but I,m an awfull singer. I sound like somone trod on the cat.…

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@PP1 wrote:

I take it a “valerie” is the floor exercises – slight problem I cant do them cos of my arthritis and I am tee total so can’t enjoy a black russian.

Hmm..being teetotal (slightly lapsed) never prevented ME from enjoying a Black Russian. :-

Dimitrov Mbeki was his name :wink:

SMELL OF A BURNING STAR

They will taste it, they will sniff it out and track it for a million miles,
hanging from the decks like bunting,
not yet drooped by Egypt’s fire, as she steams into port,
seeping with rice and cotton.
As they troop down, as they skip the plank and plunder from a thousand stalls,
milling on the quay like scarabs,
not y…[Read more]

I care more about the disappearing cats!

(Miaow !!!! ……. Ed)

Okay..so who’s taken to editing the posts, PB? :evil:

( Er … :oops: ….Ed)