Dyemystalker

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and the fact you refer to yourself in third person makes you all the more appealing. Lauren thinks only the best people do this.

you look like a young Bruce Willis

That is awful, so distressing….. i’m literally foaming at the mouth…….. at the fact that a 41 year old can’t spell ‘weird’ :wink:

Taking the p.iss is a British term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be unreasonable. It is often used to mean (or confused with) taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule, or scoff.[1] It is also not to be confused with “taking a piss”, which refers to the act of urinating. Taking the…[Read more]

waste not want not ;)

you look like you’re trying to work out a hard sum lol

lovely 9ball :)

they look like sex toys

Keep the rug……. and for the love of god clean your worktop and top of washing machine!!!

awwww alan dont you worry – It was nothing………. really

hahahahaha i love it!!

Haha Pumpkin!!

you look very smart 9ball :)

looking well 9ball :) obviously the diet of wedges and doing the weights is paying off

looking well 9ball :) obviously the diet of wedges and doing the weights is paying off