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@(f)politics? wrote:

I have the same problem as pats my dog no matter how long we are out WILL NOT go anyway except at home not that its a problemas he has acres to go in.
and PB thats so not true dogs and their owners are not alike my dog is fit handsome and gorgeous and he sometimes gets on my bed for a cuddle even though he is a fecking great german shepherd he still his mums baby at times lol, we all need cuddles sometimes u know :D

Dog’s are very much like humans – they get embarrassed doing their “business” in public – that why you see loads of guys at urinals trying to cover their richards whilst having a pee – in fact there are a few grips for this the most popular one seems to be the “posh china cup hold” – grasp the penis between thumb and next finger – then spread the rest of your hand out to cover the penis
If your a big boy of course you wont be doing this – you will be shaking it about from a base grip – talking aloud – trying to get everyones attention – BUt I digress

What I meant top say FA – is let the dog off the leash – it wont take long for them to sniff – circle and poo or pee

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Just go home now boys I have got this one sewn up

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@Magoo wrote:

I admire Emmalush for single handedly standing up for what she believes in. I admire the fact that she brushes off the constant attacks and insults she recieves from people here (goes with the territory when posting on JC). She also has a democratic right to state her point of view, so long as it is within the law, whether or not it is supported.

But Emma, however hard you try to convert people here, something you have been attempting for many, many months, surely even you can see it is futile? I don’t honestly see this constant point you have regarding the BNP, all you do is open yourself up to yet more insults and attacks.

I wish we had a party somewhere between the BNP and the Tories. Something that doesn’t try to breed race hatred into people, yet takes a very tough stance on immigration. Living in London for half the week as I do, the streets are no longer populated by indeginous British. This is certainly true of the area in North london where I live. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t fill me with disgust or hatred, it’s just a very strange place for me to be… I’m not used to it yet. I would also want this party to take the country forward as an independent Island, not forced into laws by unelected bureaucrats from Brussels that want to take over our monetary value and give it to less fortunate European states. Although that has already been happening for years. And I want law and order to return to our streets, so people can go about their everyday lawful business without fear. Ok it is a bit eutopian, but I seriously believe a party that fought on something approaching that manifesto would pick up many, many floating and dissillusioned voters. Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know.

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Oh forgot to say… a party that also gave proper sentences to criminals, not the tolerance that they are currently afforded. And certainly not be sent to these prisons and given a level of comfort that many poverty stricken families in this country could only dream for.

I’m with Magoo on this one – which is just as well as we have totally different views on Iraq
I’d go for something preaching less hatred and vilification against different races – but a lot tighter controls on immigration – and a sensible dispersement of legal immigrants into our society
England is the 4th highest populated country – folks per sq mile – in the world
So we don’t need immigrants to do the work – we just need sensible re-training programs – better education – and a system where people will want to come off benefits and work

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I had to read the Trevor Phillips interview twice – to see what he was getting at – because on first reflection it came over as sort of “racist”

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Errrrrrrm

They are all slim here – look at the siggys or is that wishful thinking ??

Theres nothing wrong with fat at all – just blokes prefer a slimmer version

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@forumhostpb wrote:

You hate the job; you hate the company; you hate your boss; you hate your colleagues. No problem the solution is easy.

Just work hard, achieve more than is expected of you and eventually you will be promoted to run the whole thing. Then you can call a company meeting without warning and SACK THE LOT OF THEM.

Oh and in the meantime you can piss in the coffee every day. That’ll teach them !!!!!

She’s a woman PB – she has to squat to p iss – it’s much easier for us blokes – saying that we can’t hit a frekin toilet what chance we got of a coffee cup !!

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@dee wrote:

Useless fact……………in japan they have live lobster vending machines (it’s on my fact for the day calendar at work)

You have to have lobsters live . They must be cooked live – the squeals are terrible .
Dunno why they do this

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Every morning when you go into work , think of all the good things in your life , Keep a smile on your face and be pleasant to everyone . Your smile will be contagious , everyone will be happier and you may even start to like the job a bit

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May I play ??

Argentina

Sweden

Japan

Ghana If anyone wants the automatic Wordl Cup Chart – pm me and I’ll e-mail it
It’s got all the groups , fixtures , venues , tables etc – just type in the scores – everything updates right up to the final With Argentina v ??

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@gyps wrote:

Little help from my friends – Joe Cocker = ABSOLUTE CLASS!!!!

I’m a classy person Gyps – once you get passed the Y fronts , string vest and tank top – i’m quite “with it”

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