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@matty wrote:

why did he just not ask the wife to wear a dildo

How do you “wear” a dildo – Matty ??? I’m intrigued !

Do you just stick it in – get dressed and hope it don;t fall out ? Around your neck or wrist – like a lucky charm ? – ON YER HEAD – like a hat ???

Suggestions welcome !!!

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Well alcohol dehydrates you – basically fcuks up your metabolism – best thing to do is rehydrate – drink a few gallons of water

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Peasants these days – no proper upbringing – I blame the abolition of slavery !

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@The Observer wrote:

Oh my poor head :(

I love whisky, but it sure has a habit of giving me the most horrendous hangover if I overindulge. :( If anyone has any tips for a quick fix, then please let me know. At present I am only able to sip water and cannot contemplate food. Normally I would have had a hearty breakfast by now and be looking forward to my ’10 o’clock’ I am a creature of habit and this is really upsetting my routine. :(

Simple answer – don’t drink

How anyone can drink that bloody petrol is beyond me anyway

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@slayer wrote:

Now the Baseball ground really was a place to see a match!

Wallow in nostalgia and shed a tear or two here Slayer. :wink:

What a brilliant link Owen – well done mate

Those who haven’t been before – have a look at the Sunderland details – pretty impressive – we just need a Premiership team now

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@pikey wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Scot = Hot, Shot, Snot, ermmm going downhill now soz :lol:

Hot Shot Hamish! One of my boyhood heroes.

You obviously had a very sheltered childhood , Pikers

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@slayer wrote:

Now the Baseball ground really was a place to see a match! Quality on a pudding pitch.

All things move on though, just like the move from Roker Park to the Stadium of Light, but theres always the whiff of nostalgia just around the corner.

Championship is going to be a tight one this year and I can’t see yet a team which is head and shoulders above the rest

We shall see – it’s early days yet

Birmingham are the bookies favourites – yet I reckon they have lost too many players – and signed some shyte

That may come back to haunt me as we play them in out first home game -week tonight

Can’t wait for that

My season ticket was cheaper than last years – so thats a bonus – only complaint so far – is WHY change the away strip – it was changed last year
Makes it expensive for those with kids – plus last years was black – looked really good – this year’s is that sickly Man City blue

I fancied Derby to do well last year Slayer – but they never met expectations

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@Magoo wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Is it possible to block dickheads here like you can in the chatrooms?
I wish to block emma and ToMmY. :evil:

There used to be a block mod for phpBB, but it was never upgraded to the latest version, so in short, no there isn’t.

That’s not short Magoo Short would have just been “NO”

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@slayer wrote:

:lol: happiness comes to those who wait- ffs even at Sinny Bank you only managed a 3-3 draw!!

We’ll see but top 6 is where we’ll be by seasons end

Looking forward to the season with great anticipation – after our disatrous flirtation with the Premership last season
Quinny looks to have got things in order – and has tabs on a few good signings – and with money in the bank – who knows ?
Only problem with having a 50,000 capacity ground – when theres only 30,000 there it looks empty – but most Championship teams would love to have 30,000 crowds
We have had a great pre-season for a change – so I’m hoping for good things

I’ve always had a soft spot for Derby from the Clough era – and some great players about that time
Also my favourite mackem came from Derby – Colin Todd – one of the most underrated players ever

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it’s a long journey Pikey – I notice from the map that there are still no human beings in Scotland or Wales !!!

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