[Dirty.Davros]

Dawny………….Mad but lovely :D :D

[Dirty.Davros]

@tadpole wrote:

:- Very nice indeedy

[Dirty.Davros]

Very smooth. Id suck those toes :D

Oh aye the tans not bad either

[Dirty.Davros]

@Hypo Crit wrote:

After much consultation the following members of JC have been enlisted into the Virtual Nutters Hall Of Fame for disservice to the internet.

In alphabetical order…

Geoff…services to the web cam and Andrex toilet roll industry for increased sales after his shenanigans.

GG…services to the injectable steroid and botox industry for complete wánkers who love themselves.

Hugh Mungus…services to the Willy Wonka chocolate factory for standing in as an umpa lumpa recently although he was still too small.

Jooly…services to Weight Watchers and Roger Rabbit vibrators for services to lonely housewives who want it bad.

Kentlass…services to the farming industry for the bumper harvest amassed during her sterling work as a stand-in scarecrow recently.

Owen Kash…services to the sleeping pils and pillow society for insomniacs with extreme cases.

Pats…services to the plastic surgery industry for experiments on how to repair her lopsided arsé although they failed miserably.

Pikey…services to literature and intellectual speaking.

Soulie…services to Drugs Awareness trying to answer the life long question as to why he always looks stoned and Mr Kiplings for eating too many pies.

Tommy Toxen…services to the Mental Health Act and Gobbledegook Society for talking more cráp than the average crackpot.

I hope these people thank me for being in a generous mood today. :twisted:

Just thought id quote this to save any deletion since its the same names as the last list from ‘Reality Hurts’ :? :D

I though i might have got called an attention seeker at least

[Dirty.Davros]

Good morning :D

[Dirty.Davros]

:D We do live quite close it seems

I wonder if Cóck Play (map) is near Spunkie (map)

[Dirty.Davros]

Wake him with your mouth on his nob. No man alive would resist :D

[Dirty.Davros]

My angel told me my life would be a big steamy pile of shyte. It seems true right enough :D :D :D

[Dirty.Davros]

Aye you could go there after a rough shag :D

[Dirty.Davros]

Dykes Road (map)
13.2 miles

Turdees (map)
15.0 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
15.9 miles

Dickland (map)
22.0 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
22.7 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
22.7 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
22.9 miles

Bitch Craig (map)
28.7 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
35.1 miles

Spunkie (map)
38.9 miles

:D :D

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