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*sounds of chains rattling from below deck*
*Hatch opens*……………
Cough splutter………..
I say that rum was good, I just had to have a sleep down in the hold to make sure we had enough supplies and I dreamt we was going to disneyland…………..
*salutes second in command*
Wise choice!!
*Smiles at sunny for bringing him rum*
Pat’s…………keep an eye out for long dark coloured ships that go underwater……………and they fire torpedo’s as well………….lol :roll:
Biff sounds like he needs some lessons in manners……….
*hauls biff from his cabin and get’s him painting the boat*……..with a half in brush and a lot of paint!!!!
We” as you all have it in control I think I’ll go below decks again……..
*re-opens hatch and fall’s in landing on a sack of soft grain*
awwwwwwww that’s better…….
wake me up when we arrive you orrible (but nice) lot………
*sound’s of snoring again*
I FLMARO AT PINK OBOE PLAYER…….about three posts back!!
tut tut griff
Sunny may be something to do with carpets but she’s never taken sides and she always fight’s a fair battle as we all do nowadays!……dont we???
at least I like to think we do?
**anyone for a glass of Rum**
*Rattles cabin door and shouts*
SUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy my glass is empty
D.
what the mayor of ‘santa fe’ asking for a nice easy job and a life of luxury?
*sounds like a plan*
Awfully nice to see you NM
Dibb’s x
**shakes his head in dis-belief**
I go away for a weekend on land and the ship nearly sinks, Sunny done the right thing though!!!!
*shares his jaffa cakes with Sunny coz she bought him some more Rum*
I understand there a motley crew second in command…….you’ll have to whip them harder for their mis-givings……..
apart from the odd cannon-ball running loose is everyone ok…….
*hang’s tinsel from main mast*
have we actually sailed anywhere yet??
Anyone for a glass of rum???
*hey7yy hoOOO and up she rises eeeaaarllyyy in the morning…….
OOoooeerr!! :oops:
Don’t moan at me fast done the whipping…………… :roll:
Hurry up Sunny my bottles empty……….
hoist the ‘Jolly Roger’………….we’re going for a cannonball shoot out!!!
*throws empty rum bottle overboard and belches ‘blue peter theme tune’*
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a
garment
on the counter. “I’ll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress.”
she says.
“Come again?” says the clerk, cupping his ear.“No” she replies. “This time it’s mayonnaise.”
*orders neon lightign for inside of car*
*doesn’t ask about Marmite*
o O (is there going to be a rack and some stocks in the room)
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well Well……………you can hardly call this the good ship venus can you???
Right……
**giggles as fast makes pat’s 20 lashes wiser………** (nothin kinky going on here is there…………. :roll: )
Sunny,
your ordered by me to hand Pat’s the mop and let her swob the decks……..hehehehe!……………(Everso slight overide of fast’s request (sorry number two)
Biff,
Somebody tie him too a cannonball and send him out to sea will they???Fast,
**let’s go and get some sunshine up on the top deck and wait for the ”good ladies” onboard to serve dinner and make sure our cabins are cleaned**…….. :lol:I see wilma think’s she’s on a med cruise or something, wandering around asking where the bar is???? ………Och!
Right we need a destination guy’s mc donald island sounds boring lets go somewhere exciting outside accrington stanley please would be good)
Over to you my hearties!
*sound of Rum bottle opening again*……..
*brilliant Idea*
**Sends car to have tinted windows fitted and extra large bass subwoofers **
Gotta look the part if pimping after all!
8)
This was at the front of my mind when I posted this thread……………
A very special good morning Diane (good location isn’t it!)
‘Keep ya woolly hat on coz I bet it’s fekkin cold up there”
regards
Dibbalot (Idiot of the round table)
