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  • #388182

    Is it the microsoft office scrollbar like off of windows 2000 (home/office/custom all different colours for each set mode?

    If so I am going to get shot down here but can’t you drag it from the bottom of the screen or to the side so it’s less in the way!

    I’ve typed this and not looked at the original post fully (memory blank) wasn’t it conflicting with the graphics of a game ???

    It’s broken? @ scroll bar!

    What the bloody hell you done to it MMmmm *&^$%£”£5r^%^%^$^$ (phew!)

    #389078

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    I see old Jugears is in trouble too now for calling a member of his polo team Sooty!
    That takes the biscuit (Duchy, of course!). We need to Sweep this under the carpet before someone decides to Sue.

    brill =D>

    #388681

    Is he upsetting the ladies again?

    :roll:

    #388636

    At last a matter on a subject I can directly relate too ‘Pure heaven’

    The effect on metal of repeated cycles of stress. The insidious feature of fatigue failure is that there is no obvious warning, a crack forms without appreciable deformation of structure making it difficult to detect the presence of growing cracks. Fractures usually start from small nicks or scratches or fillets which cause a localised concentration of stress. Failure can be influenced by a number of factors including size, shape and design of the component, condition of the surface or operating environment.

    *plans his retirement*

    #388116

    @tinks wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    f*cking toothache :evil:

    string and door handle comes to mind here

    :D

    can i be the one to slam it?

    What did you get for Christmas then…….??????????

    #166670

    Interdenominational

    One for PB :lol:

    #388513

    Now you could have said they stole a the bread from the bread-bin and I could have said now there’s a tea leaf that was using his loaf!!!!!

    You gotta lead em out and reel em in *

    #388485

    @woohoo wrote:

    Murder charge after ‘penis fire’!!


    An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.
    Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she set her husband on fire on December after she saw him hug another woman.
    She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.
    Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbours she was a “jealous wife” but she hadn’t meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man’s genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.
    Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen.”
    The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in A$1m damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.
    Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court on Friday.
    She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple’s three children were at home during the incident.

    I just wanted to burn his penis so that it belongs to me, and no-one else.. Ermm,.. No offence love, but after burning it you couldn’t have done much with it, unless you wanted to pickle it or something and store it in a jar..
    What did she expect? Her and her hubby to sit down a few years later and laugh about it.. “Remember that time i burnt your penis?” “HeHeHe.. What a day that was”..

    All this because she seen him hug another woman.. Crazy!!

    Didn’t Paul Hogan do that years ago in an AUssie promotional video

    ”THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBY”

    :o

    Now really laughing me head off at the million dollars worth of damage to the properties……..some BBQ huh?

    #388511

    Got it Pete, Your a star M8 thanks, My work internet settings exclude access but the new link worked fine and crimes going down as quick as Woolworth/adams/MFI/Barclays/M&S apparently 8)

    #388509

    It’s something to do with the area (Sussex) and our server settings, It’s filtering out the last three letters I imagine!

    It does need looking at closely though the ”this page cannot be displayed notice”

    Perhaps there’s no crime there/here (sussex)?

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