Dibbs

Barclays chairman Marcus Agius resigned (Before the shove came and he was disgraced) and also tendered his resignation as chairman of the BBA (Can’t imagine why!!!)
Mr Diamond said in a letter to staff that he would “get to the bottom” of what happened
The Serious Fraud Office (OH Dear we are deep in the doo doo’s now branch of our fragile legal…[Read more]

But you don’t know a Geoff

What about if the person is not a moron!

You gonna ban them too?

@panda12 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

Beretta silver pigeon 12-bore shotgun = Not even a decent bit of kit ffs!

Could have at least used a Winchester

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Ban all guns and the morons who use them.

Beretta silver pigeon 12-bore shotgun = Not even a decent bit of kit ffs!

Could have at least used a Winchester

:roll:

@Toodles wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Scotland of course :lol: :lol:

Another swetty sock :?

@middlin wrote:

@Pete wrote:

iz it coz you iz ugly

nope

She’s not ugly Pete, trust me!

She is a really good looking kind hearted kindred soul, 1 your not likely to come across often in this world (& I know)

I suppose she could turn the two million a year she earns into some sort of legacy for her children, Flog her story (again) Gob out another book quick and coin the royalties

Or use some of the money to get some ground breaking treatment although when it’s spreading at the rate we are hearing it is best thing to do (sensibly) is to plan the…[Read more]

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Sunday 1st Feb.
I went out for a walk this afternoon – about 3pm to 5pm. It was beautiful clear, sunny weather, though cold and windy. As I went on my way, something began to dawn on me.
I had not seen or heard a single aircraft in the sky, which was clear from horizon to horizon. No vapour trails from high-flying…

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Yeeehaaaa

You’l be as cleverish as any techy soon at that rate!

P.s Isn’t snow cold! :lol:

Join the club and become a tax exile

:lol:

Is it the microsoft office scrollbar like off of windows 2000 (home/office/custom all different colours for each set mode?

If so I am going to get shot down here but can’t you drag it from the bottom of the screen or to the side so it’s less in the way!

I’ve typed this and not looked at the original post fully (memory blank) wasn’t it…[Read more]

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I see old Jugears is in trouble too now for calling a member of his polo team Sooty!
That takes the biscuit (Duchy, of course!). We need to Sweep this under the carpet before someone decides to Sue.

brill =D>

Is he upsetting the ladies again?

:roll:

At last a matter on a subject I can directly relate too ‘Pure heaven’

The effect on metal of repeated cycles of stress. The insidious feature of fatigue failure is that there is no obvious warning, a crack forms without appreciable deformation of structure making it difficult to detect the presence of growing cracks. Fractures usually start from…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

@Pete wrote:

f*cking toothache :evil:

string and door handle comes to mind here

:D

can i be the one to slam it?

What did you get for Christmas then…….??????????

Interdenominational

One for PB :lol:

Now you could have said they stole a the bread from the bread-bin and I could have said now there’s a tea leaf that was using his loaf!!!!!

You gotta lead em out and reel em in *

@WooHoo wrote:

Murder charge after ‘penis fire’!!


An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.
Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she set her husband on fire on December…

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Got it Pete, Your a star M8 thanks, My work internet settings exclude access but the new link worked fine and crimes going down as quick as Woolworth/adams/MFI/Barclays/M&S apparently 8)

It’s something to do with the area (Sussex) and our server settings, It’s filtering out the last three letters I imagine!

It does need looking at closely though the ”this page cannot be displayed notice”

Perhaps there’s no crime there/here (sussex)?