Dibbs

No No NO it’s more importatnt to get that TXT MSG through!!!!!!!….isn’t it?

World markets hit by Wall Street woes
Stocks in Asia and Europe continued to tumble Tuesday following Wall Street’s worst day since markets reopened seven years ago after the 9/11 terror attacks. Tokyo’s Nikkei fell 4.95 percent while the Hong Kong Hang Seng shed 5.9…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

you’ll learn tinks you’ll learn :lol:

Pete,

Tinks will learn what exactly?

No need ”To purchase” just go for a ride on the london underground the ”authorities” leave them laying around for you to pick up with the added bonus of;

Thousands of convicts personal data files

or

Details of everyone registered by the UK driving agency DVLA

or

Details of every prison warden in the country etc etc…..

Free laptop…[Read more]

Question is;

When they fire up this 70 billion pound box and long tube does anyone know what is going to happen;

Options are*

1. Big puff of smoke and a whirring noise
2. The sky splits open and we disappear into a black hole (my fave one!)
3. We realise lots of money has gone down (or up) the tube with which instead we could have changed the…[Read more]

We’re going to have a resident poet
Aren’t we lucky and we dont know it
the lines shall contain words and jest
inline no doubt with all the rest

It’s refreshiong too see there is some fun
better than the usual verbal cyber gun
lets hope this offer is fully upstanding
as this cyber world is so demanding

so with glee and an angst we do wait
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Reminds me of my local civic amenity site……..

I’d like to think they had a pot of money for ”special sympathy cases”!

I mean these are extenuating circumstances surely?

Herman,

Quickly sling some fresh orange juice over it and claim you spilt a drink then claim on your contents insurance and get a brand new one man!!!

BTW Orange juice is best because the acidic qualities ruin the gold contents of the guts of the thing.

Use your head mate not your big toe (get it?)

Nasa spent millions of pounds inventing a pen…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.

When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.

It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip)…

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@Cas wrote:

It was thanks to a ‘have a go’ hero on Saturday night that a member of staff in a different branch to mine, was saved a beating or a stabbing last saturday night.

Another member of staff at the branch, is in some trouble it seems with local gangs, this isn’t the first time he’s brought trouble to the shop,,,,,it was though, the first…

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It’s all mushy peas up there innit?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh and a pint of John smiths :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTcoKKXCzE

@Sir Actor wrote:

I hate to say it but the witch’s version of Valerie was the least gross of the two.
She’d probably win the coke snorting contest too.

If she wants to live life through what goes up her nostrils why worry about it…….?

Took me a while to enjoy this as the name of the song was sensitive, But it is very upbeat (said like a true…[Read more]

@Poppet wrote:

Hey DOA,

Have tried that and it is of no use, it asks you what error message you are recieving, I don’t recieve an error message, think it has to be settings on this pc as one at home is fine!!!!!!!!!!!!! but have no flamin idea what to do about it.

Write your message on some paper, place in an envelope, attach stamp to outside of…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

Thanks you two. Ive got the photobucket, but Ive a large amount still on my machine I want to save. Also music, I need about 6gb altogether as I want to wipe my system and re-download it all after.

Could I borrow an ipod to do it do you think?

Curry’s 8mb Memory stick = £30 ish

Cheap as chips and done in a flash!

@bon bon wrote:

is that really you Dibbs?

It is 100% me sailing around an old sand pit just outside Ware in Hertfordshire in approx 1978. . .

Life was spent that way most weekends back then…

What you mean like a picture of me in my first Dinghy aged about 8 or 9?

I wonder if others will follow?!

@sharongooner wrote:

can anybody recommend any legit and free sites?

Ive tried to download xdrive desktop which offers 5gb for pics and music, but the download didnt work.

Any offers?

Ive got the bt online one, but its only 1gb… thats just pants.

I use this one…..

http://photobucket.com/ for pictures/Videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hxFTcaxEpg&feature=related

You have to know the words and their meaning/s to understand this song!

Great stuff…

Looks like summer has arrived at last!!!

It’s a warm but breezy 27 degrees in the suburbs and going to get hotter!

Light south westerly winds will bring the odd chance of a light shower and the sea state is slight. . . LOL

@Giselle wrote:

To get back on topic, that was a brill story, what an imagination you must have Cath! :D

Don’t quote me on this but I think that quote is a very polite put down!

You know the kind; examples of below

(your mad) are you having a bad day
(fu** off) Are you leaving
(your so wrong it’s unreal) Don’t be complete w/an*er

etc etc…..