[desmondy]

@LennoxLewis Please could you stop spamming my twitter. Thanks!

;)

[desmondy]

@lucylocket wrote:

1. A night with Cheryl Cole
2. ipone 4s
3. Two one way tickets around the world for me and Delilah
4. A utility room( be nice if sarah could oblige this one)
5. A years supply of diet coke
6. A years supply of jelly tots
7. Back stage pass to pink in concert ( so i can perve )
8. To be invisible for a day
9. To go back in time for a day or two or three if u can manage it
10. To make AngelBabe gay for me
11. 3 wishes

I shall think of more at a later date………..please dont fight over me even though Im worth it
much love mwahh xxxx

I think you ask wayyyy too much, and the the chances are you’ve been naughty so….

Request denied!!

[desmondy]

Didn’t know Sol that well but his name was always a familiar sight in the rooms over the years. One of the nice guys!

Rip fella :(

[desmondy]

6 Most likely to be Martins pet…..Minxy

16 Most likely to be lurking in the undergrowth outside your bedroom window….Nemo & Archi

17 Most likely to get caught streaking during the senior ladies bowls contest….Pasty

18 Most likely to get filled in on a friday night….

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@irish_lucy wrote:

8 Funniest….WakeUpDead

Eh??

[desmondy]

I doubt that that is cherries backside!

Stretch the image on the horizontal and it might be a closer resemblence ;)

[desmondy]

I saw this! Yes its nature but I thought it was horrible.

The poor thing got payback for his mate who ate that bird earlier in the program!

Nature can be brutal!

[desmondy]

@pasty wrote:

*note to self: must dye hair and return boots to Des.

Pasty.xxx :D

Wondered where they went! Any chance of the Susan Boyle hairpiece back aswell?

[desmondy]

@flame wrote:

Im waiting for pasty n des to get it on :P

Some things are best kept private….

[desmondy]

@aussie_sassy wrote:

Wait til Des feeds you doggie treats in his pm box :lol:

Outrageous!!

What is implied here?

The perils of drink yes. Must remember to activate lockdown more thoroughly next time!!

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