desmondy

Dreaming of chatrooms and chatpeople???

Perhaps its time to take a break….

Im sure Brigitte is very nice like……

@Blossom‘ wrote:

Having stated that, you could be practically anyone, as I guess more or less all the blokes here would state something like that :lol:

Thats because we are all infact….the same person :shock:

@f-surrey wrote:

Des I did not expect anything less than your usual slanderous comments, if you wasn’t such a miserable grinch you might have got some pressies yourself.!

Where did I slander?

Calling me a miserable grinch????
:-s
Now that’s slander!!!

I got a watch btw ;)

@Melody wrote:

For Dessy and Pasty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNxj1FdKuo&feature=related

Happy new year x

Haha

Which one am I then?

:?

@f-surrey wrote:

I got these on boxing day, after I was devastated that I never received them for xmas.
Thanks to my daughter :D

What was your favorite pressie this year,? and also your worst.?

You’re on about the laptop right??

Perhaps if you moved those disgusting pink things we could get a look???

Incidentally years ago when I claimed dole…[Read more]

@(f)politics? wrote:

i was married to OMalley in a JC wedding conducted by priestess angel2 from forum two many years ago probably 6 now lol and despite the divorce papers going back and forth over the years we are still wed and my lap is still his preference (ok jadey) lol
Alley was hubby number 7, btw i’m very fickle, ;) but he was my last so…

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Jaq’s was better than mine…..

For Pasty

(ignore the rubbish bit at the start…)

Happy new year captain!!!

I wont pretend that 2011 has been good to me. It hasn’t, for one big reason.
Therefore im going into 2012 with no expectations, predictions or promises.

All thats left now is to wish everyone a very splendid new year. May it be safe and prosperous ;)

xxxx

@pasty wrote:

Lol, des has 2 birthdays in one year. Happy birthday again des.

I’m a Queen init!!

Awww thanks Rocky xx Ill be sure to have a fab day even though my birthday was over a month ago lol

:)

Did the doctor recommend she be a lot less vigorous with the…..

:-k

Its ok tho cos she has a spare wrist and thumb!!
At least im guessing she does…..

On a personal note I cut my finger! is this worthy of its own thread????

Chatters in supermarkets. Sod off!!!!

Women who collect every voucher from every rubbish magazine and then proceed to redeem the lot when i’m behind them in the queue! Not funny!!!

You cant argue with someone who is obviously loving a bit of message board notoriety, as sad as that is!
What was an interesting topic has become a tirade of geek ‘troll’ insults.

Im off to find the ‘advanced’ forum. Daresay i wont get in but ill show willing at least….

@jen_jen wrote:

In my experience it’s usually male van drivers who do this! :lol:

Nah van drivers are normally too busy eating pies whilst driving!

The Christmas spirit….

Now I feel under pressure to deliver!

The idiot prince was the beta version, santa will unveil the full mk 1 version….

As for the hut? unpainted, a blank canvas :D

People who drive whilst chatting on their mobile phones, sadly its normally women who do this.

Van drivers, sadly these are normally men lol I could rant about them, but wont!

@Blossom‘ wrote:

The way you construct your threads brings me to think even more that you’re all just a bunch of male trolls disguised as females.

:shock:
Ive often suspected that some of the ladies have danglers of their own…
You must have a third eye for these things!

@Blossom‘ wrote:

You make too much of a big deal of what goes on in the…

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@Cherriepie wrote:

First Class plane tickets to Masky’s home.
hm and…….Never ending packet of Twix ;)

A hut

A prince charming within

A healthy supply of Gojo juice

Erm…maybe some snow!!

Tis the season to be jolly…..

Very nice idea but i suspect every embittered man/woman with an axe to grind will be down the police station claiming to have been mentally abused. The courts will fill up and the only people who win will be lawyers.

I can see it now ‘mental abuse lawyers4u’. Im afraid a genuine problem will simply become another money spinning extension for…[Read more]

Hmmmm what to get for Lucy….

Perhaps a ‘best of KD Lang’ album?
Maybe a Martina Navratilova fitness video?
‘Horsing around the lesbian way’with Claire Balding?
A bottle of brut aftershave?

Cant think of anymore lesbian themed presents at the moment sorry!
ill get back to you on it……