Delilah

**please note**

The above post has been added purely for entertainment purposes. Absolutely no offence is intended to the author and no animals were harmed in the making of this nonsense.

Dear John

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right.

As you are aware, the competition criteria was exceedingly difficult and many well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.

In order that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavours, please allow…[Read more]

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
Landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the side lines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the…[Read more]

I am sure that they luv you really Bloss and I have to agree with cheeky Cherrie, boards would not be the same without you :P

Dangerously low on the medication (!) I shall be clearer in future for you Blossom :D

The sun, the sun, the sun… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUA5NfpBPtE&feature=related

Have you perused your profile settings? I think it’s in there.

A bird was flying south for the winter but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there and the bird landed in it.

At first he was disgusted, until he realised that his surroundings was thawing him out. He started crying out for joy as the ice…[Read more]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his…[Read more]

Just thought I would check.. Hellloo :D

Yep tim’s are er waterproof, walking boots. All yours :) *wipes remnant’s of blossom’s behind off toe*

Is it Joey?

Go and tell my love to wreck it all
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall
My, my, my,
my, my, my,
my, my
Right in this moment this order’s tall

And I told you to be patient
and I told you to be fine
and I told you to be balanced
and I told you to be kind

And in the morning when I’m with you
but it will be a different kind
I’ll be holding all the…[Read more]

Watermelon :D

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

CP just make sure no huntmans hitch hike in your suitcase :shock:

urghhhhhhhhh

*slips timberlands under Cherrie’s chair* :-

Uh huh…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQF0hs9Rzus

@momentaryloss wrote:

@pasty wrote:

Modern medicine has alot to answer for! :D

Eh? You got me on that one.

:?

That Pasty is proper mental Momentary :shock:

1, 2.. 1, 2, 3… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOh_sVYXOQk

Say, say, say.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOO2oNGVcI&feature=fvsr