Delilah

Bugger, Des is on to me.

getting muthafckinfckedbyautocorrect

Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Because blonde men would have to think them up.

How do you recognise a brunette at the airport…..

She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

Corrupt judge also needed.

It’s an intricate sticky goo of hearsay and ornery. I have found, too often, people can seem to lose sight of the fact that it is a chat room. Words typed on your screen do not constitute truth or fact. It is commonly accepted that people are full of crap on here yet everyone still continues to bang on about it. Some seem to live off drama and i…[Read more]

DON’T wedge a knife into your toaster whilst it is plugged into a powered socket.. It tings.

I like your way of thinking Tiff !

Did anyone actually keep a New Year Resolution they made? I flunked all mine by end of Jan

I was thick to begin with – yep, don’t go back. Go forward

Mongolian acrobatics followed by a spot of tea

I don’t think it’s a good idea #-o

Love is the answer, but could you rephrase the question. – Lily Tomlin

Unconditional. – Eros

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

It’s an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle

Love is a grave mental disorder. – Plato

You can’t put a price tag on love, but…[Read more]

@MasterPlan wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

nope I look good from all angles.

Im the one in the green – now control yourself lads, go easy on the pm’s please.

Mmm, do those rolls come already buttered?

Lmfao

If we could sift through the emotions that we withstood at that time that originated from inside us from those that were generated from that other persons’ actions. Are each of those generated emotions that affected us worth returning to, does its’ true value offset the not so favourable reactions we had.

If someone knows how to drive you cra…[Read more]

People can bring out all sorts of emotions in us. We all have “buttons” that some people can just somehow instinctively detect. Typically, we will tend to remember the most prominent emotion as our brains cannot focus on opposing thoughts coinciding and it will, rightly or wrongly, select the idea with the most emotion we have attached to it but…[Read more]

You say walk a mile in your shoes Fine.

Now you do the same…

Here’s mine –

The soles well worn…

From front to back,

One size fits all,

Only colour is black,

The leathers aged…

and see that crack?

That’s paranoid anti-social disorder…

WHAT

you want your shoes back?

Ode to shoes

I like shoes.
They’re really cute
Nice with jeans
or with a suit.

Shoes with dresses,
skirts and sweaters,
I don’t see how it
gets much betters.

Sneakers, flip-flops,
boots, and pumps
make me sing
(but not “My Humps”).

I’d like to buy
some Choo or Prada
but even Payless
is better than nada.

This is long
but in conclusio…[Read more]

Some men never think of it.
You did. You’d come along
And said you’d nearly bought me flowers
But something had gone wrong

The shop was closed. Or you had doubts.
The sort that minds like ours dream up incessantly
You thought I might not want your flowers

It made me smile and hug you then.
Now I can only smile
Cos look, the flowers you nea…[Read more]

Don’t tell me that you understand
Don’t tell me that you know
Don’t tell me that I will survive
Or how this will help me grow.

Don’t tell me that this is just a test
For I am truly blessed
Don’t tell me that I am chosen
Apart from all the rest.

Don’t come at me with answers
That can only come from me
Don’t tell me how my grief will pass
That I w…[Read more]