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    Delilah replied to the topic Record attempt to post least posts in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    Bugger, Des is on to me.

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    Delilah replied to the topic What really annoys you in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    getting muthafckinfckedbyautocorrect

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    Delilah replied to the topic 3 mates having lunch. in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

    Because blonde men would have to think them up.

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    Delilah replied to the topic 3 mates having lunch. in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    How do you recognise a brunette at the airport…..

    She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

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    Delilah replied to the topic Jurors needed for mock trial in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    Corrupt judge also needed.

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    Delilah replied to the topic Resurrect F2!!! in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    It’s an intricate sticky goo of hearsay and ornery. I have found, too often, people can seem to lose sight of the fact that it is a chat room. Words typed on your screen do not constitute truth or fact. It is commonly accepted that people are full of crap on here yet everyone still continues to bang on about it. Some seem to live off drama and i…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic TIPS in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    DON’T wedge a knife into your toaster whilst it is plugged into a powered socket.. It tings.

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    Delilah replied to the topic New Years Resolutions! in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 11 months ago

    I like your way of thinking Tiff !

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    Delilah replied to the topic New Years Resolutions! in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    Did anyone actually keep a New Year Resolution they made? I flunked all mine by end of Jan

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    Delilah replied to the topic should you go back to an ex? in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    I was thick to begin with – yep, don’t go back. Go forward

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    Delilah replied to the topic whats every one doing right now??????? in the board Chat Rooms – Forum Two Boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    Mongolian acrobatics followed by a spot of tea

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    Delilah replied to the topic should you go back to an ex? in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    I don’t think it’s a good idea #-o

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    Delilah replied to the topic What does ‘love’ mean to you ? in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    Love is the answer, but could you rephrase the question. – Lily Tomlin

    Unconditional. – Eros

    Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

    It’s an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle

    Love is a grave mental disorder. – Plato

    You can’t put a price tag on love, but…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic Do you have a best side when i comes to posing for pictures! in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    @MasterPlan wrote:

    @Irish_Lucy wrote:

    nope I look good from all angles.

    Im the one in the green – now control yourself lads, go easy on the pm’s please.

    Mmm, do those rolls come already buttered?

    Lmfao

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    Delilah replied to the topic should you go back to an ex? in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    If we could sift through the emotions that we withstood at that time that originated from inside us from those that were generated from that other persons’ actions. Are each of those generated emotions that affected us worth returning to, does its’ true value offset the not so favourable reactions we had.

    If someone knows how to drive you cra…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic should you go back to an ex? in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    People can bring out all sorts of emotions in us. We all have “buttons” that some people can just somehow instinctively detect. Typically, we will tend to remember the most prominent emotion as our brains cannot focus on opposing thoughts coinciding and it will, rightly or wrongly, select the idea with the most emotion we have attached to it but…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic "Valentines Poem Competition" (4 all u luvers) in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    You say walk a mile in your shoes Fine.

    Now you do the same…

    Here’s mine –

    The soles well worn…

    From front to back,

    One size fits all,

    Only colour is black,

    The leathers aged…

    and see that crack?

    That’s paranoid anti-social disorder…

    WHAT

    you want your shoes back?

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    Delilah replied to the topic "Valentines Poem Competition" (4 all u luvers) in the board Chat forum two boards 12 years, 12 months ago

    Ode to shoes

    I like shoes.
    They’re really cute
    Nice with jeans
    or with a suit.

    Shoes with dresses,
    skirts and sweaters,
    I don’t see how it
    gets much betters.

    Sneakers, flip-flops,
    boots, and pumps
    make me sing
    (but not “My Humps”).

    I’d like to buy
    some Choo or Prada
    but even Payless
    is better than nada.

    This is long
    but in conclusio…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic "Valentines Poem Competition" (4 all u luvers) in the board Chat forum two boards 13 years ago

    Some men never think of it.
    You did. You’d come along
    And said you’d nearly bought me flowers
    But something had gone wrong

    The shop was closed. Or you had doubts.
    The sort that minds like ours dream up incessantly
    You thought I might not want your flowers

    It made me smile and hug you then.
    Now I can only smile
    Cos look, the flowers you nea…[Read more]

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    Delilah replied to the topic "Valentines Poem Competition" (4 all u luvers) in the board Chat forum two boards 13 years ago

    Don’t tell me that you understand
    Don’t tell me that you know
    Don’t tell me that I will survive
    Or how this will help me grow.

    Don’t tell me that this is just a test
    For I am truly blessed
    Don’t tell me that I am chosen
    Apart from all the rest.

    Don’t come at me with answers
    That can only come from me
    Don’t tell me how my grief will pass
    That I w…[Read more]

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