dee

@dee wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

@dee wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

i know i know im so quiet arent i :lol:

Absobleedinlutely :wink:

and your in no way common :wink: :lol:

@dee wrote:

good to see you, erm, i mean your filth around :lol: keeping well by the sounds of it

as fit as a butchers dog thanks :D

@dee wrote:

@angel* wrote:

I’ve already got my perfect man……my hubby :D

He makes me LOL on a daily basis and know’s how to lift my spirits when I’m down……he has gorgeous blue eyes and the softest of lips…..he’s strong minded, intelligent, masterful, cheeky, hard working, and most of all respects me…….my life would be nothing without…

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@Will Power wrote:

@dee wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@pikey wrote:

I Any ideas for winter crops?

Yip….buy ’em from Asda 8) :lol:

You know it makes sense……..sorry for driviling pikey…..blame the grape juice :lol:

You want to take that grape juice back to Asda, as I think it has started to ferment. Are you a bargain bucket kinda gal then? :)

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@dee wrote:

make fun of you should ask………………I’m running the Galaxy Condom course real soon :wink:

Im in….. : :wink:

@dee wrote:

@Grim Reaper wrote:

@dee wrote:

You seem to know alot about condoms….. :-k :-k :-k :-k

I teach sex education in my spare time Grim :wink: :wink:

ok, he may be over 30 but hell, it works for me :wink:

Any practical lessons coming up… :wink: :wink:

@Grim Reaper wrote:

@dee wrote:

You seem to know alot about condoms….. :-k :-k :-k :-k

I teach sex education in my spare time Grim :wink: :wink:

ok, he may be over 30 but hell, it works for me :wink:

@dee wrote:

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line…

Sainsbury condoms – Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms – Every little helps.

Nike condoms – Just do it.

Peugeot condoms – The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms – Finger licking…

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@dee wrote:

Don’t know if it’s classed as unusal or not, but I like to jump in the car with a full tank of petrol and see where I end up

Before you make that journey you make sure the place you end up @ has a petrol station

Ive just waited 20 minutes in a que to fill up :evil:

@dee wrote:

People who let the telephone wire get so curled that when you pick the phone up it goes flying off the table and you end up swearing down the phone not yet knowing who you are talking to

And what really really gets my goat is letting a driver out only for them not to acknowledge :evil: :evil:

Sure there’s loads more but as I’m in a…

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@dee wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

what do you say to a man with a bitten off winky? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn’t say anything, it’s rude to speak with your mouth full :lol:

Oh, and my post above should have been wa.nker, not footballer, I take it PB is not a fan of footballers :lol:

pml
i wondered why you were calling him a footballer :lol:

@dee wrote:

You ahve a point……………but I never admit a man’s right :wink:

im all for sexual equality…now get in the bedroom :wink: :P

gotta go…work to do…later all 8)

@dee wrote:

You ahve a point……………but I never admit a man’s right :wink:

dee you are amazing :)

do you agree i’m right ?

8)

@dee wrote:

Still up your own ar.se as ever beeker :lol:

Of course I am :wink:

but that doesnt deter from the fact im right :lol: :P

@dee wrote:

yooohoooo dawny, I’m kinda lurkin about..in between getting three days work done (that I should have doen this week but I’ve been skiving), in the space of the next half hour :lol: :lol:

hehehe u skiver :lol:

@dee wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 more hours at work…..leaving early and going to pack. Out tonight for a few drinkys :lol: then going to Prague tomorrow for four days. When in Prague, I’ll be celebrating my 21st *coughs* birthday :lol: :lol: 8)

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@*Sian* wrote:

@dee wrote:

just thought i’d bring this thread back to the top because

a) it’s mine and I want lots of pages and

b) there are people posting who have not posting on here and

C) I think it’s a good thread :lol:

Thats your Narcissism coming out to bite us again :lol: :lol:

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@dee wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

i eat porridge, does that make me a true scots :lol: :lol:

It’s all down to what’s inside you Dawny :wink:

LMAO u know wot i was gonna reply 2 that but i changed me mind :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

@dee wrote:

a lil bit healthy lusting is good for ya….even if it is DD you’re lustin after :lol:

Get yer latex glove and lube, youve pulled :wink:

Fluckin jokin ain’t ya, I ain’t fightin Sianny for you :lol:

*Looks at rubber gloves longingly*

@dee wrote:

a lil bit healthy lusting is good for ya….even if it is DD you’re lustin after :lol:

Get yer latex glove and lube, youve pulled :wink: