dee

Always been borin old dee

You don’t do things by halves do ya Shazza. Get well soon Shazza’s bum. Why do I feel slightly pervy saying that :shock:

Sent my dad up in one for his 60th as a surprise :lol: . He thought he was going for something to eat in a ‘posh’ hotel (that he wasn’t vedry happy about!). Then we led him round the back of the posh hotel to a big field with the hot air balloon in, his face was a picture! Anyway, I was on standby in case he bottled it but nope, he went up in…[Read more]

Aww, poor cat. Slightly off topic but related, just been for a walk in country (ish, Haltwistle). Anyhow, been walking for about three miles I reckon the there were three (dead) rabbits hanging from a tree, pretty uhg, then, walking for another 5 mins or so andthere were another four hanging from trees. Mindless bandalism or does someone know…[Read more]

Ok, I deny it not no longer :lol:

lol, carrying the name on he. It sure does look painful thou!

Dafty :lol: Definately blag it Lucky……..even though she won’t believe you, she can’t prove a thing. YM other half sent a rather disgusting text to me a few weeks ago, but ended up sending it to his mother by mistake :shock: , as she has sent him a text and he was still getting used to his phone. Mortified, he had to ring his dad…[Read more]

Gross!!!!! How you feeling now Mary?

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@dee wrote:

Rubes, I thought you’d just had ya birthday??

is anyone else sick of explaining this joke??

Well fookin pardon me :roll:

Bloody hell Shazza, had to read that three times make sure i’d got everything :lol:

Rubes, I thought you’d just had ya birthday??

That can’t be me thou Bat, I can’t see any vomit in the pic, and I swear I’m gonna vomit on the dentish………classy bird that I am :lol:

Knowing that in 2 hours time i’ll be sitting in the dentist’s chair getting my wisdom tooth out. Oh fooking lord above :twisted:

Watch me foot ffs :lol: Actually, for the benefit of Catz, it’s quiet not quite :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

Dee is funnier than me when drunk, nice one! 8) :wink:

‘Slowly backs away from the Gin’ :lol:

Actually, I’m getting a better drunk. Used to be really obnoxious when drunk, but getting mellower with age :lol:

Shazza, it’s not quite, there’s more than 3 ppl here, where are you ffs :lol:

So who is Miss Marple :?

Aww Sian, just lovely. Pleased you have buried some demons and moved on, the love of a good man huh :wink: Anyhow, enough of the sloppy shyte, you nor I do it :lol:

Miss Marple is more articulate than Ugo/Janey, so why hasn’t anyone picked up on it …….UGO HAS A FRIEND :lol: It’s obviously not him.

Sorry Ugo, you’ve done nowt to me, just having a gin induced moment :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

My youngest going fishing today with his mates and getting the first catch.

When he came home the look on his lil face was priceless and he was bursting with excitement :D

Awww it’s lovely when kids get all excited! They are so cute, my kids have seen their dad for the first time in years… they’re having a…

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@*Sian wrote:

:twisted: My wedding is all booked and paid for… Pity i won’t be there :lol:

Hence the Stella huh! Behave yourself woman and get yourself there..you’ve been so much calmer since you met him :lol: .Seriously, hope all’s ok x