[Dawny]

do we do our goodbyes in ere an all?

well if so
im offski
gotta go drive 2 berwick for frickin tinsel :evil:
a frickin 45 minute drive there an another 45 bk just for frickin tinsel :evil: an is in england, ffs i gotta drive 2 england just to get tinsel to put in my house in scotty land :evil: :roll:

BAH HUMBUG :evil:

[Dawny]

noooooo berty babes i moved 2 weeks ago

im now gettin lost round country lanes :lol:

[Dawny]

ok this is yesterdays, but i couldnt post this on here yesterday so here goes :lol:

f**kin loads of things pissed me off today

inland revinue for not sortin out our family tax credit stuff :evil: :evil:

comet for f**kin up our cooker order, :evil: we ordered an LPG gas cooker, cos we aint got mains gas, and wot did the dozy b@stards bring? a frickin normal gas cooker :evil: we been without a cooker for 2 wks now, this is so not funny, im havin to cook crap in a deep fat fryer an a george forman grill ffs an now i gotta wait till next f**kin tuesday for a cooker grrrrrrrr :evil: :evil:

the only decent bit of grub we have had in 2 wks is off plutys mum an we cant keep goin bk an for to her house 2 get fed decent cos she gonna b on this thread moanin bout us eatin all her food :lol:

cant find no tinsel cos i aint got enough :evil:

an to top it all of a f**kin pheasant decided to comit suicide on my car on me way home, puts a whole new meanin in “go towards the light” dont it :lol: :lol: :lol:

wot pissed me off today tho, i dreamt bout that f**kin pheasant chasin me up the lane all nite ffs :shock:

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