[Constantino]

@metallica wrote:

procrastination (n.) the act of procrastinating : putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time
procrastination (n.) slowness as a consequence of not getting around to it ( i got that from a dictionary i ate earlier) :P

I know your putting it off summer :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

[Constantino]

@metallica wrote:

not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P

awwwww :shock: :lol: :P :P :P

[Constantino]

@Dibb’s wrote:

*adds brohmide to Constantino’s teacup*

o O (seems the only fair thing to do)

spoilsport :(

[Constantino]

@tinks wrote:

I’m wondering here what Con has in mind? :shock: …………..trouble is I wont be around to find out.
I gotta leave the ship…………….I got me a job as a conductress on a big red bus full of touretters going across Europe………………..it’s party time !!!!! :D/ :D/ :D/

can i pretend i’ve got tourettes and come with :?: :roll: :wink:

[Constantino]

@mustangallie wrote:

would like to take a second to defend some of my statements on here. I often answer in the middle of the night or when i first get up I really am not quite that stupid heehee. and tinks you traitor dont worry BB we can do it without her :D

sunny side up or when the sun goes down :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Constantino]

@metallica wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Allie………………..it’s not ms Debbs…………..it’s mr Dibb’s. Do you want to borrow my spare spex???? :roll:

………right!!!………..we gotta follow orders ( cos mr Dibb’s is on our case now, probably waving his sword in frustration)……we need to pick up our deck shoes (eeewww :-… ) that I’ve ordered and then report for orders.

BB……………..make sure Con is dressed for his cooking and washing up duties.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hey, i’m a good cook and washer upper, it’ll cost you though, and i don’t mean money :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

[Constantino]

:lol: druid, is that a take on sailingal’s joke, or wherever she got it, wasn’t it about a blonde :lol:

[Constantino]

I speak high Dutch, it’s called Afrikaans :lol:

[Constantino]

you want a french maid :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

[Constantino]

@metallica wrote:

Sick wife needs a blood transfusion. hubby donates his blood n saves her life. sum time later they split up and hubby demands his blood back! So his wife sent him a used tampon with a note saying…… Here u sick b@stard, il,l pay u monthly!!!

:lol: made me laugh, where should i bite :lol: :P :lol: :P

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