Constantino

@metallica wrote:

procrastination (n.) the act of procrastinating : putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time
procrastination (n.) slowness as a consequence of not getting around to it ( i got that from a dictionary i ate earlier) :P

I know your putting it off summer :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

@metallica wrote:

not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P

awwwww :shock: :lol: :P :P :P

@Dibb’s wrote:

*adds brohmide to Constantino’s teacup*

o O (seems the only fair thing to do)

spoilsport :(

@tinks wrote:

I’m wondering here what Con has in mind? :shock: …………..trouble is I wont be around to find out.
I gotta leave the ship…………….I got me a job as a conductress on a big red bus full of touretters going across Europe………………..it’s party time !!!!! :D/ :D/ :D/

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@MustangAllie wrote:

would like to take a second to defend some of my statements on here. I often answer in the middle of the night or when i first get up I really am not quite that stupid heehee. and tinks you traitor dont worry BB we can do it without her :D

sunny side up or when the sun goes down :lol: :lol: :lol:

@metallica wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Allie………………..it’s not ms Debbs…………..it’s mr Dibb’s. Do you want to borrow my spare spex???? :roll:

………right!!!………..we gotta follow orders ( cos mr Dibb’s is on our case now, probably waving his sword in frustration)……we need to pick up our deck shoes (eeewww :-… ) that I’ve…

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:lol: druid, is that a take on sailingal’s joke, or wherever she got it, wasn’t it about a blonde :lol:

I speak high Dutch, it’s called Afrikaans :lol:

you want a french maid :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

@metallica wrote:

Sick wife needs a blood transfusion. hubby donates his blood n saves her life. sum time later they split up and hubby demands his blood back! So his wife sent him a used tampon with a note saying…… Here u sick b@stard, il,l pay u monthly!!!

:lol: made me laugh, where should i bite :lol: :P :lol: :P

or not as the case might be, what do you prefer :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

don’t judge a book by it’s cover.

hey, i like a varied diet :lol: :P :shock: :roll:

@metallica01 wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

awww, not an erotic dream then :lol:

lol con u need 2 get some help m8, :P :P

help for what, you’ve lost me, and am i your mate, :lol: :P :? :roll:

@(f)BB46 wrote:

Noooooooooooooooooooo :oops: :P :oops: :P :oops:

go on, go on, go on………………………………………

@Becky wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Waiting on good old Royal Mail to bring me what im waiting for still …… :x

Giro? :lol:

pensioner :?

awww, not an erotic dream then :lol:

@MustangAllie wrote:

i been to the rooms and had a laugh now i cant think of anything to complain about but dont worry wont take long for someone to annoy me heehee great thread druid my hats off to you xx

allie walking on it, ouch, :shock:

@tinks wrote:

BB i’m thinking now that biccys might not be enough :shock: ……….i know the cap’n might pinch our supplies
……………….so can you bring a hamper instead?……….after all there may be more to join us. Tesco dot com will deliver and you never know……….we might get a freebie carrot cake :D

………..the wellies…

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bollocks, ooops, pocket billiards :shock: