Constantino

@smileysfriend wrote:

Am I the only one to notice that this review by Martin or PB (of their own site) is nearly 3 years old and that no-one has added a comment in all of that time? Seems a bit desperate to drag an old (self-penned) review up as if someone had recently been praising the site.

you come here for ???

@mids f 58 wrote:

There is a town in Austria called F***ing and they get really f***ed off sometimes because people keep stealing the signs, sure it may seem like a lark at the time until you wake up the next day with a massive hangover a F***ing sign sticking out of yer 50 inch TV and covered in the blood of the hooker that’s in various states of…

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@ugo wrote:

=D> =D> =D>

so tell me ugo, do you want sinead o conner’s finger up your brown eye while dipping you stick in gwen stefani or do i have it all totally wrong about what the pictures in your post are saying ?

@Lovely Lady wrote:

Good review Constantino xxx

awww, lady, you’re lovely x

@ugo wrote:

=D> =D> =D>

you know where you can stick that finger ugo :lol: doesn’t it smell :lol: sorry :lol:

@metallica wrote:

Bored!!!

awww, you bored, i prefer guinness, a short of port in it is nice too, :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

i,m gonna book my room soon so i suggest anyone else who is going 2 the meet 2 do the same. unless u wanna share a bench wiv a tramp.

I’d rather share with you :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

tough :P :P
i would rather share wiv him :P :P :lol:

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@metallica wrote:

i,m gonna book my room soon so i suggest anyone else who is going 2 the meet 2 do the same. unless u wanna share a bench wiv a tramp.

I’d rather share with you :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

I…

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@metallica wrote:

A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

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LEO THE LION OR A CHINESE PIG

OPIAHACH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEMPTRESS, OOPS I MEAN YOUR PERTNESS, XOXOXO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR MONDAY DESIDATA XOXOXO

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P…

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all 2 except for the last 2 :lol: :roll: :shock:

@mids f 58 wrote:

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”

She says, “What’s that?”

He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”

:shock:

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P

you’ve always heard them :lol: but…[Read more]

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my arse and get the fuck out of the postbox.

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

procrastination (n.) the act of procrastinating : putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time
procrastination (n.) slowness as a consequence of not getting around to it ( i got that from a dictionary i ate earlier) :P

I know your putting it off summer :lol: :P :lol: :P…

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