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I’ve made mistakes being your dad, sometimes more than I would like to admit. But I will always be there for you, to hear you, cheer for you, to laugh or cry with you, to protect you with my life. I will hurt whoever hurts you , and sometimes tell you things you don’t want to hear. I will love you for eternity. No one will ever love you more than…[Read more]

not sure on this one, on the one hand i cried buckets at the birth of each of my children. But i have this mate who is very emotional and cries ALOT i find this rather awkward at times esp is its a stupid thing he is weeping about take that breaking up the first time around is one example.

Incredible art work, looks like many hours of hard work went into it :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) very cool 8) 8) 8) 8)

Congragulations to your daughter f surrey exam time is tough going for parent and child alike

The uncertainties of the present always
give way to the enchanted possibilities of the future.
You are destined for greatness.
Enjoy your journey

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall
1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans & tube lights
3.…[Read more]

i like both and well done to you

but i have to give my vote to the delicious dessert that is

HUGGERMUGGERED

ty desmo ive noted that down

reading your posts about were youd all like to be is certainly food for thought for me sadly it’s a pipe dream :( although in sunny old Britain today was actually quite good in the garden sun nice food friends family maybe not so bad here hee hee maybe we can rival the aussie’s after all or maybe not lol :P

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit” as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

I posted some jokes the other day but did not edit it properly so jc did it now my jokes make no sense so from now on i’ll do the same besty and edit myself ……………. im off to dream of the austrailian coast

I read it besty, it was very well put it truly is a better way of life

nah i’m not, wish i was, to be in Austrailia the beaches the sun fantastic beats Britain in the winter………………………………………………………………………….

besty all my kids remain intact managed to control myself and not chuck them anywhere lol they are and will always be my greatest blessing in life, was a stressful time though if you could give some teenagers a baby with colic for the night i really do feel there would be less teenage pregnancies.

Brings back long sleepless night with my eldest, shame the gripe water did not work it did the trick with my daughter. hope the infacol does the trick you love your kids but when they wont stop crying you want to chuck them out the window lol.

Women are like orange juice cartons,
It’s not the shape or size or even how sweet the juice is,
It’s getting thoses fuckin flaps open

Q: What is the definition of “making love”?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fcuking her.

Q: Why is our salary like a women’s period?
A: It comes once in a month,lasts only for four or five days and if an…[Read more]

Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A woman.

Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.

Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they’re not on your dick they’re in your wallet.

Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.

What’s 6 inches…[Read more]

i stand by all i wrote dont get me wrong i dont take it back and never will, if i didnt strongly believe it i would not have posted it, but if have mistaken something i can be man enough to admit it and so should you be.

good night to you all x

chilled but stick by what i wrote byeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted:

If I was wrong about the content of samg84’s content in this thread then if i got it wrong i got it wrong, if i saw it the wrong way i can be man enough to say so, if you did mean it the way I thought you meant it then your a gaggle of witches and i do hope this is not the case.

and on a last note on this spectacular topic @ masterplan if you really cant see following on from samg84’s post this is bullying of a chatter but shockingly not the worst i have seen then i dont know what to say to you, these bully’s are only brave in pack’s and as some of them have children and have most proberly had to deal with bullying…[Read more]

@ masterplan

i like your post and i have taken your thought’s and opinions on board you made some excellent points and i’m not such a thoughtless creature i did not take them on board most of you dont like my comments and i understand that. As for your last sentence no i dont and have never saw you bully anyone i hope you can also see that…[Read more]

The things that make me mad are injustice and bullying if i see someone bullying a woman child or dog i go completely mad.

Courage is fire and bullying is smoke

Bullying wasnt okay in school and is not ok here

Everyone who wants to do good to the human race always ends up in universal bullying.

It wasnt me bullying in this post was it, and i…[Read more]