[chav]

dis is chatguide RS rite?

e is a tosser innit
eh RS y did ya ban me as soon as i got in dat forum3 man?
i no it woz u man u woz da only twatguide der
if me name is acsepted on da boards man den who r u 2
change da rules in da chatroom man

[chav]

no, its david

[chav]

rock on tommy,
mi name int tommy thou, its david

[chav]

@robyn wrote:

wtf did he say?

a sed,

mi post thing in dat uva anouncement thing lol dey all think am wanna u lot hahahahaaaaaaaa

[chav]

@oss wrote:

Can I pretend to be a squaddie

Sh!t i am a squaddie, best try and be summit else :shock:

Oh and be nice to the woman, otherwise ya get a right good old spanking :lol: :lol: either that or anal probed or even locked in a closet for weeks on end with no water or food, and only your excrement to sleep in :lol: :lol:

ya a squaddie?
wot colors ya beret man? is it black, brown, red, blue, green or beige?

[chav]

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

dats a nice pic, u can call me daddy

My daddy aint no chav but yeah i know what u mean. Dirty lil man :roll:

dat lucky bird sed da same thing, a dunno wots up wiv it man

[chav]

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

Daddy? My daddy aint no chav sweetheart, but yeah i know what u are gettin at! Dirty lil man [-X

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

dats a nice pic, u can call me daddy

keepin it up as proof dat a give ya permission 2 call me daddy yeah,
wicked

[chav]

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

dats a nice pic, u can call me daddy

[chav]

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

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@oss wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@chav wrote:

check dis out den
dis is me car man

wicked innit

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Chavtastic! 8)

How much does a tin of Burberry paint cost these days :roll: :roll:

ill give ya first offer wen a sell it man

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