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@catmanblue wrote:

where do i begin!

Home computer died! no last night visits to 40s for me at the moment
Kiddies electronic keyboard had a part missing so had to trail back to toys r us

Kiddies motorised quad bike also had a part missing (a wheel – no more jokes about it being a trike please!) so another journey back to toys r us

Land registry department failed to process my stamp duty form – now its lots

Inland Revenue cant deal with my NI enquiry as its buried in the backlog

Season of good will NOOOOOOOOO im hibernating

i’ll neva nick nuthin from toys r us again, i think i no y dem guys i sold dem kids walky talkys 2 r after me now

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ow do i do dem pics wot u cats av got man,
i want one, i gotsss 2 av itttt!!!!!!! sweet sweet

[chav]

@robyn wrote:

What’s a chav? :?

a chav is a smooth talkin, cool walkin, dressed 2 impress,
simply the best, drinkin machine, nata mean luv

oh an we wicked drivers 2

[chav]

cheers girls, sweet
ya can call me daddy dou yeh, nice one

[chav]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

ok now since we all gud friends now all u boyz can call me m8,
n all u girls can call me daddy yeah? wicked

when do we get our pocket money then :lol:

wen ur a gud girl an u do as ya told :wink:

I’m always good….. apparantley :wink:

den u gonna be daddys rich girl soon :wink:

that sounds a bit perverted!!! :shock:

duz it :-k
want me 2 call u momma instead ?

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

ok now since we all gud friends now all u boyz can call me m8,
n all u girls can call me daddy yeah? wicked

when do we get our pocket money then :lol:

wen ur a gud girl an u do as ya told :wink:

I’m always good….. apparantley :wink:

den u gonna be daddys rich girl soon :wink:

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@soulie wrote:

after hes nicked enough trollys to get enough pound coins

trolleys m8 ? even i aint stupid enough 2 do dat man,
u might be but am not lol…trolleys dont ave money in em.
u put ya quid in do ya shoppin put da trolly back n get ya quid back lol

i’ll leave da trollys 2 u m8 n i’ll stick 2 da phoneboxes man yeah

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@chav wrote:

ok now since we all gud friends now all u boyz can call me m8,
n all u girls can call me daddy yeah? wicked

when do we get our pocket money then :lol:

wen ur a gud girl an u do as ya told :wink:

[chav]

my weakness is da women man

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show mi ya piccies girls an i’ll let ya know,
i wont beat around da bush man i’ll just giv it 2 ya straight :wink:

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