chav

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Absolutely – switching sides to jump on a bandwagon is the sign of a true moral bankrupt – and you cannot be a proper charver until you are one.

Sorry, but so far you’ve totally failed the JustChat assault course.

(Next candidate ….. step this way please —> )

so leme get dis strate,
in orda 4 me to be taken seriusly i…[Read more]

iz u these sista birds am sposed 2 start wiv?

av itttttttttttttttttttt yes i

a dont wanna put no C4 in it man, its only dun 30,000 miles an
its got leather seats oh an not 2 mention a wicked paintjob

@Oss wrote:

That car is older than most people on here chav ffs, and as for the beige tartan design – you a gay jock or summit :lol: :lol: :lol:

oi! dat car is a classic man, all da girlz wanna av a ride in it
max power wanted 2 take sum photos i said NO! ya mag int gud enuf,
a bin finkin about puttin a nitro in it man

check dis out den
dis is me car man

wicked innit

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Er… a gangsta man… or a geezer ????

BTW – in order to succeed on here as a wind up merchant, you must have a go at the ‘sisterhood’ and get them all up in arms.

So far, by any standard – you’ve failed miserably.

wow man wot i gotta do to pruve am not ere 2 wind anyone up?

@*Dawny* wrote:

how u go about getting ur favorite music made into a instrumental?

we want our favorite music done like that for our wedding, but have no idea how to go bout it :?

yeah man!
wot u wanna do yeah is get da kareoke version,
sorted

am lisnin 2 snoop doggy dog, gin n juice, y?

mi post thing in dat uva anouncement thing lol dey all think am wanna u lot hahahahaaaaaaaa

wot is it wiv u lot man?
am not ere to wind anyone up

but i do c wot yas r tryin 2 do lol but dat cant work cuz am not anuva user
am just me, a str8 up gangsta man nata mean

wots dis man!
use me n abuse me

no drama no drama
lets av sum peace man, nice one

old on a sec, u lot fink im a regular unda a different name yeah?
lol wicked, well i am a regular now av bin comin ere 4 3 days man
but dis is da only name i got

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@chav wrote:

alright u lot!!!
is it scary in ere or wot man?, i mite stay dunno yet, depends
wot the birds a like nata mean an dat man
you boys let me know which birds r shagable yeah, wicked man

laters

No, whichever reg you are. It isn’t working, might as well give up, register a new name, try a new character.

y do a need a…[Read more]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Pass da Rizla Mon! 8)
Me av wall to wall Red Stripe in I & I’s fridge! :wink:

me nayum is screwfiace, stop de bloodclat crayin mwan, evrybwody must di-ed

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Have you noticed that ”chav” swings between Essex/co/ckney slang and Jamaican street slang? He needs to be more consistent to be believable.

i is from jamaica mwan, u now got 1 bred eye on ya bwoards mwan
yanu

rassssss lol were du ya get dat jamaica from man?

@TUX wrote:

@chav wrote:

@TUX wrote:

@chav wrote:

@Robyn wrote:

What’s a chav? :?

a chav is a smooth talkin, cool walkin, dressed 2 impress,
simply the best, drinkin machine, nata mean luv

oh an we wicked drivers 2

HERE YOU ARE LADIES

A POSH CHAV

THIS THE AVATAR YOU LOOKING FOR CHAV?

wots a avatar man? i wont one ov dem pic things

ERRM…

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but ya still wanna be me julie yeah :wink: wicked

@Volksie wrote:

This is so funny haha.

ya wanna be me julie yeah ?

@TUX wrote:

@chav wrote:

@Robyn wrote:

What’s a chav? :?

a chav is a smooth talkin, cool walkin, dressed 2 impress,
simply the best, drinkin machine, nata mean luv

oh an we wicked drivers 2

HERE YOU ARE LADIES

A POSH CHAV

THIS THE AVATAR YOU LOOKING FOR CHAV?

wots a avatar man? i wont one ov dem pic things