ChatHostUK

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Ummm but the charts he is going to be number one in are….. :roll:

Can’t you just move to Germany :?: I hear he’s top dog out there :?: :!: :P :shock: :wink:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Come on people – we have the number two spot. Only one more place to go until Hoff glory reigns over us.

Do your duty now and for 79p you can be part of British cultural history.

Just click the image below for Hoff glory.

But the Hoffs not british :roll: :roll:

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Come on people – we have the number two spot. Only one more place to go until Hoff glory reigns over us.

Do your duty now and for 79p you can be part of British cultural history.

Just click the image below for Hoff glory.

But the Hoffs not british :roll: :roll:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:

Because you dont believe in telling all truths? Because you prefer to hide away from the realities of our disastorous government policy? You want folk to think your not “racist” by kind of condeming a “right wing” newspaper?…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Dancing in the Streets – Bowie and Jagger. Amazing.

Yep I love that one. 8) 8) 8)

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Dancing in the Streets – Bowie and Jagger. Amazing.

WHAT !!!!! ???? Not ”Get out of my car” by ‘you know who’. Hmmmmm

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Only 52 people in that one evening were found to be over the legal drink drive limit? Wow we should throw out the drink drive limit altogether so everyone can drink as much as they like and drive home. After all, people drive better after a few drinks eh?

It’s one thing to complain about police being out only to enforce seat…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

Meanwhile – 256 drug deals went on undisturbed , 549 burglaries , 3 rapes and 2 murders , 4 flashing offences and 17 pub brawls – but never mind the police were out in force cracking down on car drivers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drunk drivers deserve to be clamped down on. Who cares if they kill themselves – the…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Were you not aware of our newest policy?

Every time someone watches the David Hasselhoff video ‘Get Into My Car’ we install a minor piece of spyware onto their computer without their knowledge.

We can then observe all the sites the user goes on to visit. Those who use no other chat / community site other than Just Chat are…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Were you not aware of our newest policy?

Every time someone watches the David Hasselhoff video ‘Get Into My Car’ we install a minor piece of spyware onto their computer without their knowledge.

We can then observe all the sites the user goes on to visit. Those who use no other chat / community site other than Just Chat are…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey all

Sorry about that, just got back from my holidays and then had to move house – still waiting for the Internet to get connected up; give me a few days to get back up to speed and all will be sorted ;)

the hoff is back =D> =D> =D> :D/ :D/ :D/

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

The good thing about the death penalty is that the little shytes can’t get outta jail and murder or rape again

Especially if they are wrongly convicted. Mistakes can still happen regardless of DNA testing etc etc etc

Isn’t it a little hypocritical saying killing is wrong, then punishing a killer by killing…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

No responses for a while. Last I heard she was putting a banana in there?!?

….

maybe shes not used to things of that size

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Tell them you are microwaving an apple. It’s pretty obvious!

yea….but wont that make me look a tad on the mad side.??

they might call the men in white coats. :lol: :lol:

just taught id let you all know..

the apple just poped to bits.

but my brother just came back with a fresh apple…one orange.. a plum and a…[Read more]

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I edited it simply because it contained details about our server I would rather not have displayed to all and sundry ;)

Luckily I copied and pasted it into notepad :D I’ll forward it to u later Rainny :D 8)

Whoops! :oops: :lol: Cheers Mart, i owe you a tin 8)

Lets discuss in PM how much we will bribe…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

8) You shoulda chose this one………

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/KangaWallaFox/tueu.jpg

:D

He he, yeah I can just imagine the response to that one now…

‘Ewwwww white text on a black background. Owwwww it hurts my eyes…. I am leaving now….. owww my eyesssssssss’

:lol: Most likely, but…[Read more]

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

lmfao @ martins sensitive side :lol: :lol: :lol:

But do agree in this day n age she must have at least owned a mobile phone or summat

hehehehehehe cracked me up that one Martin :lol: :lol:…

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@ugo wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

lmfao @ martins sensitive side :lol: :lol: :lol:

But do agree in this day n age she must have at least owned a mobile phone or summat

hehehehehehe cracked me up that one Martin :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bloody ell Ugo we…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: or at least asked them to pass them the phone?

At the end of the day she wasnt a child she was a grown woman who for whatever reason had eaten herself into the sofa :shock:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

lmfao @ martins sensitive side :lol: :lol: :lol:

But do agree in this day n age she must have at least owned a mobile phone or summat

hehehehehehe cracked me up that one Martin :lol: :lol: :lol: