ChatHostUK

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Hairy if it not ya arm pits or ya legs or ya ar se thats hairy is it ya fairy flue

And if ya say thats waxed and hairless i want proof :twisted: :twisted:

Yes I am completely breezy down there….It’s all waxed and as soft as baby skin hahaha :lol:

Hi

Due to your serious and shocking…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

I am glad you all enjoyed your Christmas ecards, and the more extravagant gifts sent to our most important members.

Merry Christmas to you all :)

:wink:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

When you help a woman with few prospects to earn an income or establish her independence, you are, in fact, buying her a future. Goat husbandry is practised around the world, from tsunami-racked villages in Indonesia to earthquake-damaged mountainside settlements in Pakistan. Goats require little space and a reasonable amount of…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so wheres the poll? :roll:

Surely the last thing we want to see is BBWs pole dancing?!?? ;)

Unless it’s a scaffold pole on a building site.

But there and again …. may be not !!! :-… :-… :-…

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so wheres the poll? :roll:

Surely the last thing we want to see is BBWs pole dancing?!?? ;)

lmao :lol:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Since when was it ever in Forum 3… :?:

My thought, too – I was always under the impression that the quizzes took place in forum four?!?

I was under the impression that forum 4 was closing? if not then yes lets keep it in forum 4 :D

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Matty wrote:

he is like big brother, he is always watching us

^^ Wot ‘e sed ;)

*closes her dressing gown on…. and crosses legs tightly :oops: * :shock: :shock:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Why is it every month we get people that ask to see it, when all they need do is subscribe to it themselves?!?

Women eh !!! You cant live with em & you cant live with out em …..! :lol:

@tiggerdabounce21 wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Don’t worry about our resident ‘plummer’ doa – he isn’t particularly popular here ;)

hehe thats ok… ive come across worse… Thanks for making me welocme though chathost

and can I post youtube links?

Yes u can, well I do anyway, they never get deleted :D

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Don’t worry about our resident ‘plummer’ doa – he isn’t particularly popular here ;)

hehe thats ok… ive come across worse… Thanks for making me welocme though chathost

and can I post youtube links?

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

That’s a great video – one of my favourites. I think ‘Jump In My Car‘ beats it though….

On of the scariets videos Ive ever seen!! :shock:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

For deleting a couple of my posts last night. I should NOT go on the computer while full of newcy brown :lol:

Fosters more like… or was it Carling last night, Smiley?

Thems fighting words, mister !!!!

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I think I am pretty much recovered – although they say it takes the body a month to recover after a marathon.

Apparently I have burned around 3,000 calories, lost six pounds, taken 37,000 steps and subjected my feet to the equivalent weight of 20 million pounds.

Shocking, eh?!?

Thank you very much for the donation :)

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Already done a parachute jump…. and as for walking from Lands End to John O Groats I couldn’t think of anything more dull!

You could always do it the other way round knowing that every step took you further away from (rather than towards) Scotland!!!

That might make it a bit more interesting???

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Marie-Lpool wrote:

Chathost Uk…Just to say , well done for running the marathon. 26 Miles takes some doing!

Be interesting to know, did you finish it, and what time you done it in? :)

Hey

I dragged myself across in 5 hours and 59 minutes. A wonderful feeling to cross that finish line, but never again!

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

Well thanks for all your well wishes ;)

I can’t write too much right now, as I am sure you can imagine.

I finished in 5 hours and 59 minutes and am chuffed I was able to keep it under six hours – especially as there were severe shortages of water as we went around!

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

Bloody hell I went out and spent all my money, had unprotected sex and went on a crime spree. Now WW3 isn’t upon us, I have to admit I feel rather foolish.

You’re broke.
You have sexual diseases.
You’re a hardnt criminal.

Not long before this website is pulled :wink:

Wheres my sig link you theif?

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Bloody hell I went out and spent all my money, had unprotected sex and went on a crime spree. Now WW3 isn’t upon us, I have to admit I feel rather foolish.

If it makes you feel any better, my goat said you were the best he’s ever had! …And he said you’re the first person not to have used an industrial condom whilst giving him…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

A very impressive cruise itinerary there PB… very unique!

Yes it is a unique ininerary – but with one big problem. Geneva harbour is apparently too shallow for the ship so we have to moor outside it – close to Evian incidentally where the superb bottled water comes from.

Mind you we can still see the…

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

A very impressive cruise itinerary there PB… very unique!

Yes it is a unique ininerary – but with one big problem. Geneva harbour is apparently too shallow for the ship so we have to moor outside it – close to Evian incidentally where the superb bottled water comes from.

Mind you we can still see the fantastic water jet (Jet…[Read more]