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@Mr_SmOoVe wrote:

appreciations to the Hosts and Guides for all their efforts :!:

What the? Nearly choked on me doughnut when I read that!

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The population of the world is not a sport – get back to ‘plumming’.

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Hey

I just came across this article on the BBC website. It states that 30 billion people tune in to watch the football world cup every four years.

Now, am I being thick because I thought the population of the world was 6.5 billion. Where did all these other people come from?

I hate to get a thread back on topic, but it looks…[Read more]

Looks remarkably like PB to me……

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Does the picking yer nose option include eating it afterwards?

@tiggerdabounce21 wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Mid twentys is not 21 !!!!!

Now sod off down the DernGate centre like the rest of the slappers who still think there “21”

Im from Northamptonshire not Northampton and i have 21 in my name as that is the day of the month i was born not my age

God why am i explaining myself?!?

It’s not even worth…[Read more]

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It’s OK for everyone else! Maybe your ISP is not loading the new page – sometimes they cache pages to save bandwidth. Try refreshing the page a few times, if that doesn’t help then give them some stick!

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Yes, you can post YouTube links as long as the linked content is not in breach of our site rules.

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Did Eastern Europe leave Planet Earth then?!?

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Don’t worry about our resident ‘plummer’ doa – he isn’t particularly popular here ;)

What’s he playing at having Beckham and Lennon together…

Ah well, we’ll soon see how it pans out.

I tell you what – my predictions were far more accurate than Wogan’s! I think you will also notice that I declared the favourite, Ukraine, would not win.

I should take his job, it would be far more entertaining.

Final Result Predictions

Well here are my final result predicitions – as you know from last year, I am highly accurate with my predictions although I must say I am not responsible for any losses incurred should you place some last minute bets based on the following information.

Top 5

1st Place – Greece
2nd Place – Ukraine
3rd Place – Turkey
4th…[Read more]

Well here we are – the final song. The reputation of the entire contest rests on Moldova’s shoulders.

Some violent violin playing signals the start of the song, and on stage enters the lovely Natalia. She seems to have gone for the Simon Cowell look but in reverse. Her trousers are down almost to her knees, but her underwear is up above her belly…[Read more]

Quite the ballad from Armenia this year. Standing in front of a tree that appears to have the tights of his ex-lovers attached to the branches, our man asks ‘Why?’.

He doesn’t seem to complete his question, but we can all tell he is heartbroken and we all feel for him. I don’t doubt that there are some tears amongst the audience.

Surely the new,…[Read more]

With a title of Shake It Up, Shekerim we are expecting big things. The screen light up with ‘Shake It, Shake It’ as a group of belly dancers hit the stage to wobble around the Turkish singer.

According to the lyrics, he has what we need, and wants to know what we are thinking. Does he really? Sometimes the truth can hurt you know.

Overall the…[Read more]

It seems to be a very spiritual entry from the Bulgarians this year. Combined with a wind machine, and lots of drumming we are soon transported into more of an electronica song, then into what can only be described as a North African style of chanting and drumming.

Not sure how to describe this song – is it a voodoo spell? I think they are…[Read more]

We have apparently been transported away from this planet and are now firmly located somewhere in outer space. Odd people walk around the stage and shake hands with each other, and also take it in turns to belt out a little song, in a different language each time.

A stereotypical frenchman comes on with a beret and striped top – comical for most…[Read more]

Well here comes the band holding the hopes of the entire British nation on their shoulders.

The entire stadium seems to cringe as the song gets going, and we get to enjoy the men on stage offering us duty free and nuts.

The dancing is extremely impressive and reminiscent of a Thunderbirds action sequence. We are offered drinks, and you can just…[Read more]

Robots dressed in foil signal the beginning of Ukraine’s entry.

The ‘leader’ is distinguishable from the rest of the space age teletubbies by a big star on his head.

The remaining band members have decided on gold foil to beautifully contrast with the singers.

Nobody has a clue what is going on, but the crazy dancing and jumping around…[Read more]