Catz

@Catz wrote:

But if I tell you then you might come and rob my house :shock: :shock: :wink:

I can just imagine it….me dressed all in black, face cammed up, sneaking in through one of your downsgtairs windows……….with a baby in a carry sling on my back who would start crying for a feed just as I picked up your family heirlooms……..…[Read more]

@Catz wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

well done indeedy :roll:

was that meant to be like ” well done inDD” ? :wink: :D

lmao didnt notice the connection there then pml

oh it wasnt aimed at DD :lol:

@Catz wrote:

I’m sure a lot of you have heard about the 11 year old boy who was murdered recently in Livingston. Anyway because I live near to where his body was found I expected a police visit.

I didn’t expect to open the door to 2 policemen and 6 photographers from the National newspapers though :shock: Trust me to be on a dress down day.

Had…

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@Catz wrote:

I’m sure a lot of you have heard about the 11 year old boy who was murdered recently in Livingston. Anyway because I live near to where his body was found I expected a police visit.

I didn’t expect to open the door to 2 policemen and 6 photographers from the National newspapers though :shock: Trust me to be on a dress down day.

Had…

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@angel1 wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

*wonders whether to confess to the urine in the cooking oil*

filthy cow! lol only joking Scottish wench :lol:

y do ppl type in little writing i cant see it!!!!

PML Catz!!! :lol: :lol:

Angel1 – it’s soooo annoying isn’t it?? :? I only use…

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@Catz wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

*wonders whether to confess to the urine in the cooking oil*

filthy cow! lol only joking Scottish wench :lol:

y do ppl type in little writing i cant see it!!!!

@Tinrib wrote:

@Catz wrote:

I think I prefer long rather than short :D

Sexually??

My you’re a bit forward! :shock: :lol:

@Geoff wrote:

@Catz wrote:

Awwww and I thought posts were deleted coz Geoff was calling me an unintelligent bimbo ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry I should have said unintelligent drunken bimbo … my mistake.

Unintelligent – miles off
Bimbo – maybe
Drunken – Spot on mate

:D :D

@Catz wrote:

I remember you Rep :wink:

I remember you Catz :wink: :D

@Giggles wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

@Catz wrote:

I had a multiple orgasm :P

because they were a rough bunch of trainspotters, with hairy backs and spotty bums and the vibes came ready lubricated 8)

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@Catz wrote:

I had a great weekend :P

And met a great bunch of people 8)

Bunch of fannies, i heard :twisted:

@Catz wrote:

Indeed!

I like to visit and realise I am really very very sane!

Awww Catz sweetheart, thats the funniest thing i’ve heard in ages!! :wink:

How ya doin pickle?? x x 8)

@Squeezy wrote:

@Catz wrote:

I like to visit and realise I am really very very sane!

You are?? :-k

Blimey – that doesn’t say much for the rest of us :shock: :shock: :shock:

:wink: xsxsx

:wink: Well I did used to wonder … but know I’m sure … this place has gone menthol!!! :lol:

@Catz wrote:

I like to visit and realise I am really very very sane!

You are?? :-k

Blimey – that doesn’t say much for the rest of us :shock: :shock: :shock:

:wink: xsxsx

@Catz wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

i think u will find that if ur jayne then ur not wanrted so do urself a favour oh and the rest of jc except geoff and PB because they love to pi$$ take go play with urself or the cars on the nearest motorway!!!!!!!!!

are you called jayne then angel1? :D :roll:

nope dont think so catz ill check me passport later lol

@*GG* wrote:

@Catz wrote:

Very loverley…but where is GG? :wink:

On top of Catz! :P :twisted: :wink:

nah ice is on top of me :wink: you can be below if you like :lol:

@Catz wrote:

@dee wrote:

Just outta the bath, back to see what i’ve missed :roll:

feck all!

I’m just wasting time till I get some food cooked for me! :P

oh hello too!

There’s a surprise, having missed nowt that is……… then again, I think you’ve said it before that he’s cooking for you………..lazy (lucky) git :wink:

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Catz wrote:

can I collect all the thorns please? :twisted:

you like pricks then? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I seem to attract my fair share of them Lucky :lol:

@Catz wrote:

:D :P :D

Cant believe youve shown this lot yer car b4 me :evil:

@kentlass19 wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

@Catz wrote:

hehehe i can read small type too … dirty b*ggers! :wink:

oooooops, ffs catz, ur not supposed to be on here, its usually deserted. and tis all andy’s fault, he’s corrupting me!)

yeah right! miss innocence lol

i am i tell ya! cant get any innocenter than me :D

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