Things I like about the internet –
Now and again you meet some amazing people – like bestman cough cough :D
You can take any anger you have out on idiots in chatrooms – they deserve it after all
You can play sports without having to move a muscle (except finger muscles)
You can eat as much cyber chocolate as you like without putting on a pound, or drink cyber alcoholic beverages and not wake up hungover.
Christmas shopping online – speaks for itself