Captain Charisma

hey kneemeintheroot :D
whos the old lady in the pic :D
shes not bad lookin 4 her age :D
old enuff 2b my mum but id still shaft her :D
tell her i said hi :D

welcum 2 just crap drunkenchick :D

fanny whorehouse cant sing 4 shit :D
brutal lookin 2 :D
i wudnt hump her 4 toffee :D

that bloke larry wankmyson cudnt sing 4 shit :D
cant stand his wales accent either :D
how he won pop idol il never kno :D

sorri read it wrong :oops: :D
congrats 2 ur daughter :D

soz scrawny didnt c u in picture :D
who am i 2 argue with u :D

u cudnt even blow the cobwebs from ur arse sweaty69 :D

thats sum size scrawny :D
must have bin inside u 4 a few mths more than it shud hav :D
congrats on ur new born baby :D
itl eat u outa house and home b4 its a yr old :D

ur 5 cans short o a 6 pack puke :D

@*Sian wrote:

I have some flies

u need cleaned out proper style stan :D
il hump the flies outa u stan but ul need 2 pay me :D
an i dont cum cheap :D

il giv u a score 4 a hump sweaty69 :D

there all ugly fuckers :D

@Aston wrote:

Proud of my London roots..a utopia of wealth and opportunity, compared to other cities.

im proud of my root 2 asstart :D
ive the best root in london :D

u can mop my vomit and cum up coz i didnt want tis :D

i had a wank on the phone the other day wen talkin to my gal :D

wen woz the las time u watched 2 dogs hump :D

i fell outa bed this evenin after a gud 12 hrs kip :D
does that count sharmanisagoer :D

im a gud writer :D
and a gud storyteller :D
im just so perfect :D

gud idea bonkers :D
think il go hav a squirt 2 :D

:-… :D

nothin beats a play wankhum :D